FSM Discussion

Swatopluk wrote:

Prof. Von Struben wrote:YAAAAAAAAAAR.... i poop me boots!!

AAAAAArrrrrrrGGhhhhh!
But not on my poop deck!

Harrrr harrrrr!

Swatopluk wrote:Ever seen an ungulate climbing the main mast?

Aye! On me ship, every Thursday be "send an ungulate up the mast" day. It be improvin' morale, though obviously not for those that the beasts be landing uponst.

Llarrrmarrrr ascendarrrs!

Swatopluk wrote:Yaaaaarrrrghghgh-cough,cough,cough-aaaaarrrgh (ghhhiff me,arrgh, some mhhhohhrr, cough, beerhh, cough,cough,cough!)

Avast! D'ye be 'aving catarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh problems, matey?

black bart wrote:It was me best YAAAARRR so far though, as satisfying as really good fart!

D'ye be meaning farrrt?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Arrr! Oi must be missin' something 'ere...surely ye be using both? Cutlass in one 'and, pistol in t'other. Not only be it effective, but it be looking rather dashin' too.

Ahoy thar, ship-mates! Oi’ll let me parrot speak on me behalf, as ‘e be the clever one. <Squawk!> I appreciate that one of the attractions of the pirate-life is the freedom from being told how to behave, but even the pirates in the seventeenth century had codes of conduct . So please make sure y...

YAAAARR, damn my eyes if I didn't make the same mistake. Avast! Eyes? Plural? Oi be thinking ye've only got one, like the rest o' us traditionally minded pirates. Perraps ye be referrin' t' yer third eye, by which ye can be peering into the future an' such like. Or does ye be keeping yer detached b...

Upon Auntie's suggestion, this is the meeting place of all vegetarian Pastafarians, who fear the way of the meatball. Ahoy Vegepastafarians! Before Oi took up piracy Oi was a lacto-ovo-Vegepastafarian , but since Oi be spending a lot o' time on the seas Oi now be eating fish. So, technically, Oi re...

...as the inhabitants were celebrating the annual Spanish 'Festival of the Cockroach', in which they imitated the insect by crawling around on the floor and...

While your there, the locals have this green grassy weed which makes the lads (not me, no not me, never touched it) start singin' reggae music. They were gettin a bit too mellow and lazy fer me likin' ( maaann ). Yarrr! Oi lets me crew try that stuff once - after a whiles thar were an Exodus, movem...

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Arrr. Oi be 'aving a terrible problem wit' me parrot. A few days ago, 'e developed a runny beak, an' a couple o' days later 'e started sneezin'. Normally, me parrot getting a cold just means 'e has t' be taking a vacation t' me cabin boy's shoulder for a week, but all me crew...

NIH Protected wrote:From Northampton, home of arrogance.

Arrr! Be that what it says on the signs as ye enter the town? "Welcome to Northampton, home of arrogance (twinned with Dyckesville, Wisconsin)"

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Yarr, Many moons ago, arter a special good party, I's dropped a few swabs off on a little island miles from anywhere. When I sobered up, I's forgot all about them. Now they's bred like rabbits and there are billions of the blighters, asking awkard questions about where they ...

DaveL wrote:I think it's time we started our own pirate soccer team

ARRRRSENAL coached by ARRRRRRSENE WENGER

Arrr! Now that they be 'aving Thiarrrrry Henrrrrry back from injury, they might be doing a bit better.

Whats about Charrrrlton Athletic?