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by amenabletopasta
Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 742727

Dear No Nads, That be a tricky position yer got yerself in. But enough about the contortionists at 'Madame Sophie's Den of Love'...ye've got yerself into a tricky situation. Oi be wonderin' if yer can be getting around it on a technicality. Ye've agreed t' stop yer filenderin', but does this only co...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:17 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

My name is Prince, and I am fuARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRnky


Garrr! Don't panic, me hearties: me name don't really be Prince. But I am a sexy muthARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:20 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Food Drive - Million Noodle March
Replies: 105
Views: 162062

Arrr! Me parrot Ragu be playing with 'is abacus, and 'e be reckoning Oi's donated 90kg o' cheese ter a Bolivian farmer. Assumin' the farm-lubber be gratin' the cheese o'er the Holy Meal, do this be countin' towards the million noodles? If so, what be the conversion rate o' cheese ter noodle? <Squwar...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 854867

Yer Favourite Sea Hag Photo Contest Lads (and Ladettes), O'ive decided to start the year with a competition called Send in a Picture of yer Favourite Sea Hag'. We've all seen some pretty interestin' things on the open sea, this bein one of 'em. The winner will recieve a free case of rum and a PlayB...
by amenabletopasta
Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

You'd have to eAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRn it, Tickle. How, you ask? I dunno, either. Avast! If ye be chosen, yer have t' prove ye be worthy by endurin' a very sc ARRRRRRRRRR y ordeal...three a ARRRRRRRRRR dv ARRRRRRRRRR ks, a packet o' sug ARRRRRRRRRR and a sw ARRRRRRRRRR m o' ARRRRRRRRRR my ants... :...
by amenabletopasta
Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Happy New Y AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! , mateys. Oi be thinking Robert Burns may've been a pirate. A lot o' Auld Lang Syne be sounding piratey ter me ears...or perraps Oi did a bit too much drinking o' a richt guid willy w AURRRGGGHHH ght last night... :fsm_sad: :fsm_angry: :fsm_worried: :f...
by amenabletopasta
Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Me hearties, you remind me today of a small, mexican chihuARRRhuARRR.

link requires ARRRudio to be fully ARRRppreciated
by amenabletopasta
Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:33 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Avast! If Qwerty's clown argh couldn't cheer you up, there be little hope fer ye. Perraps a song 'd help? Pack up your troubles and just get happy Y ARRR bett ARRR chase all your c ARRR es away Sing Halleluj ARRR , c'mon get happy Get ready for the pasta day The sun is shinin', c'mon get happy FSMâ€...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:06 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

We had snow yesterday so the yar and argh-ing must be working! Aye! Oi reckons that all that thar snow along the Eastern coast o' Britain could be down ter the failed attempt o' The Black Spot/Black Bart ter bring down Santa: Me an Black Bart tried a second cannon attack from the lifeboats, but the...
by amenabletopasta
Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:34 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Twinkle, Twinkle Little STAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR How Oi Wunder what you ARGGGGHHHHHHH Arrr! Could the little star be Sant arrr 's sleigh expodin' from Saddam-style sup arrr gun arrr till arrr y? Happy FSMas t' yer all, ye survy dogs! Deck thar hall with boughs of holly, F arrr l arrr l arrr l arrr l arr...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:36 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Drink! Feck! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRse!
by amenabletopasta
Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 742727

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: Sorry...Oi be in a most terrible state. :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: :fsm_cry: Oi's just returned from a relaxin' city-pillaging-break on the Spanish mainland, only ter discover two terrible secrets: (1) Santa Claus...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:holy fsm! there's no word with an ar in it that has to do with snow!


Arrr! How about blizzarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd? Or, if ye be near some mountains, yer could be setting off an avalarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnche wi' a cannon...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:25 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk, the herald pirates sing!
Glory to the FSM!
by amenabletopasta
Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:25 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2298023

This is a Ninja saying an arrgh: "Arrrrgghh!!!" " *assasinates someone* Duke [Oops, deleted post, sorry about that, this internet is screwy!] Arrr! Oi reckons yer might o' accidentally assassinated yer internet connection. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

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