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by The Dark Noodle
Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:13 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - East Asian Material
Replies: 24
Views: 24579

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - East Asian Material

Greetings, My name's Peregrinans, and I registered as a newbie to this website just so I could submit something to your project. I'm a Chinese translator by trade, and I worked up a little parody of Laozi custom-made for your project, in Chinese and English. I hope you like it. But first you have t...
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!
Replies: 60
Views: 36891

Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Juicegiver has been warned and spoken to by pm, more than once. The ball is in his court now. His actions will decide if he stays around or not. SiN. WoE. Yes Juicegiver has rubbed some people up the wrong way, but I hope we can find a way past this as Juicegiver's submissions to the 2nd edition do...
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:02 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 36049

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

juicegiver wrote:I know that submissions for the 2nd Edition are already closed. That makes me sad.

juicegiver

Watch this space....
by The Dark Noodle
Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:13 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.
Replies: 22
Views: 21323

Re: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

When I am out in my Holy Garb I find that people want to know why I dress this way, so I tell them of Our Lord and His Chosen People.
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by The Dark Noodle
Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Validity of Pastafarianism
Replies: 18
Views: 16739

Re: Validity of Pastafarianism

When challenged with "But it was made up in 2005" I find it useful to cite instances of Pastafarian behaviour that pre-dates the Great Prophet(Pasta Be Upon Him)! Frank James Ney (May 12, 1918 – November 24, 1992), the Pastafarian Mayor of Nanaimo. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/com...
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:52 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 36049

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

Bobby has no connection to The Loose Canon. It's entirely fan-made. I think what Dechujoh64 is proposing is not what the loose canon is. More an organisational project then theological one. Back on the subject of The Loose Canon, no one seems to have a backup of the HTML version so I am going to tr...
by The Dark Noodle
Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.
Replies: 22
Views: 21323

Re: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

It has been pointed out to me that I had not been reading the holy text correctly The Loose Canon The Book of Penelope Chapter II 7 But as T.V. hadn't been invented yet Penelope put the Holy Colander on her head and grabbed a handy pair of salad tongs I have read the Book of Penelope many times, but...
by The Dark Noodle
Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 36049

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

The Loose Canon web site has gone, some one did not renew it, so I have set up a new site to host it. http://www.loose-canon.info/ So far this hosts the PDF and ePub versions. PDF VERSION AVAILABLE: http://www.loose-canon.info/Loose-Canon-1st-Ed.pdf ePub VERSION AVAILABLE: http://www.loose-canon.inf...
by The Dark Noodle
Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Facebook page making money from Our Lord
Replies: 6
Views: 8911

Re: Facebook page making money from Our Lord

Well still no sign of lolspot posts on the page, he is still using it on his other facebook pages but no longer seems to be trying to moniterize Our Lord on his FSM page any more.

While I don't see the point of him setting up the other website, he does not seem to be trying to make money off it.
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:56 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Facebook page making money from Our Lord
Replies: 6
Views: 8911

Re: Facebook page making money from Our Lord

The page in question just posted...
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His other facebook pages are still using lolspots, but at least he has now stopped tarnishing Our Lord Noodle with them.

:lurk:
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:07 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.
Replies: 22
Views: 21323

Re: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

Roy Hunter wrote:
The Dark Noodle wrote:Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?
Yes. Next question?

Oh dear!
Well the facial hair is optional.
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:13 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.
Replies: 22
Views: 21323

Re: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

Roy Hunter wrote:That facial hair would cost me my marriage.

Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?
Roy Hunter wrote:That's probably about ...15 bucks worth? Maybe 20?

Facial hair - free
Bit of cloth (surely thee can find some old rag stowed away) - Next to nothing
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:47 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Facebook page making money from Our Lord
Replies: 6
Views: 8911

Re: Facebook page making money from Our Lord

The conversation continues..... lmao.... is this because of the lolspots. that appear on my facebook wall.... are you really that hurt about it. list of my other pages using lolspots (1) https://www.facebook.com/UnlawfulHumor?ref=hl (2) https://www.facebook.com/ThatsTheGSpot Also last time i checked...
by The Dark Noodle
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.
Replies: 22
Views: 21323

Re: Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

Roy Hunter wrote:Full pirate regalia can set you back a couple of hundred bucks: a colander costs less than five. Sounds like a winner to me.

We be talking just a head shot here, hardly an expensive look to achieve
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