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by ke_mikiao
Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 506121

PirateGuy wrote:A promise.

Figure out the pattern in the first three examples and use it to figure out the last.

1,4,4 (off)
7,8,10 (set)
2,1,9 (ton)
4,8,9 (?)



(fen) ?? ........but i think thats wrong.
by ke_mikiao
Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Please Participate: Book List
Replies: 29
Views: 23480

the Bible


cant argue whats in it unless you've read it.


well......you can and many people on both sides do.....but still a good idea to read.

Has death life, destruction And ninjas (ok....no ninjas, sorry :( )
by ke_mikiao
Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 687
Views: 249183

iloveken worley <----you'll never see that one.... :D
by ke_mikiao
Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 3119830

^was the clown that modeled for that tattoo
by ke_mikiao
Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 328461

rancid mutton fat.........its fat so it could burn....its rancid so it'll smell horrible..ill set it on fire and watch as people come near and pass out....

ITS BRILLIANT!!!!!


an angry badger

OR

four million fire ants


:D
by ke_mikiao
Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:44 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: New Excuses to Call Off Work.
Replies: 22
Views: 14718

[call the boss]

I can't come in to work today. Why not? Well...my only clean shirt has a picture of my boss having sex with his secretary in his office. I can stay home? I get the rest of the week off paid? Thanks!
by ke_mikiao
Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Application to Date our Daughter
Replies: 8
Views: 5589

sir, i wish to assure you that my intentions with your daughter are as pure and innocent as yours were when you first dated your wife.



-RUN!!-
by ke_mikiao
Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:38 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: HELP!! CAPTION THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!
Replies: 7
Views: 7426

They asked for more business........so Santa gave them what they wanted. --tune of Jingle Bells-- "Weaving through the sky, pulled by drunken deer, to the roof we go, Lord i hope we land Blitzen wont pull up He's dragging Vixen down This damned ejection seat wont work And Santa's on the ground,...
by ke_mikiao
Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 8 Names
Replies: 11
Views: 9282

1.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) Terizzle 2. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last) Tdob 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Grey Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were bor...
by ke_mikiao
Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:33 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: Spaghetti sighting! Final evidence
Replies: 10
Views: 9886

NeferKa wrote:I like the one when the FSM is hiding!



huh..........it looks more like se ran into the thingie......

maybe FSM doesnt have that great of depth perception.....
by ke_mikiao
Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Rabbit Test - the Australian Version
Replies: 3
Views: 3331

...three years, 7 months, 18 days, 13 hours, 57 minutes after the white rabbit was released into the forest









FEMA showed up

:D:D:D:D:D
by ke_mikiao
Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:55 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: How long can you last?
Replies: 25
Views: 20513

42 seconds.............ITS A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i agree....freaky little game...........but so addictive!!!!
by ke_mikiao
Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:35 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: real fast math joke...
Replies: 35
Views: 18795

Alcohol and Calculus don't mix....


NEVER drink and derive.


-cue rimshot-
by ke_mikiao
Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: real fast math joke...
Replies: 35
Views: 18795

real fast math joke...

A wise man asked a mathmatician "Would you rather have eternal happiness or a doughnut??" the mathmatician replied, "I would take the doughnut" the wise man asked, "why?" the matmatician replied, "Simple, nothing is better than eternal happiness.......and a doughnu...
by ke_mikiao
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:45 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Avatar Competition
Replies: 900
Views: 262614

since this topic is about avatars (or so the title says) i had a question.... does anyone else invert EVERY picture they get in Paint? I find a pic, go "oh cool" take it to paint, select all, invert colors......almost without thought... i was wondering if this was wide-spread.... :D

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