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by ke_mikiao
Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Closest Number Guessing Game Post Thread
Replies: 45
Views: 17652

7 (seven)
by ke_mikiao
Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:05 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The Golden Compass/ Northern Lights
Replies: 19
Views: 12730

i still dont see how the books show Pullman's "Pullman's hatred of Jesus Christ."

they kill God......not jesus.....just cause i kill your dad doesnt mean i hate you....


anywho.......loved the books.....hope the books can hold a candle......
by ke_mikiao
Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:21 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Mathematical Proof that 25/5 = 14
Replies: 15
Views: 10895

Wow, WWII must've really sucked...Apparently, even humor was rationed. I looked on youtube, but failed to find an "All in the Family" bit I was looking for, in which Archie starts out with something like 40 dollars, and after a very fast round of repayments and exchanges, he is left holdi...
by ke_mikiao
Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 506093

Okay. A spy gets taken prisoner by an extremist faction and they demand to get information, but they also point out that they will kill him either way. His answer will decide how he dies. They tell him: "Tell us something. If you tell the truth, we will feed you to the sharks. Then you have th...
by ke_mikiao
Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 363846

Beardyoldgit wrote:9978 Thou shalt get on with some blimmin' work, rather than guffawing at FSM stuff all day




9977: Thou shalt realize that FSM stuff is holy and work in all its nonFSM forms is evil. Partaketh in the wonder of FSM at all times.
by ke_mikiao
Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 506093

Just killing time here, waiting for grim to post a question.... But did anyone else notice that the name "Zankou" can be anagrammed as "Okanzu", which, as everyone knows, is a Japanese slang term which, though it has no literal English equivalent, can be roughly translated as .....
by ke_mikiao
Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 60 YO Oz Woman Humped to Death By a Camel
Replies: 22
Views: 11527

The fate of the camel is not known. An autopsy of the woman will determine the precise cause of death within days. well........the first answers your question..... the second just made me laugh........a 300+ lb camel squashed some poor woman.....and they need to cut her open to see what killed her?...
by ke_mikiao
Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Replies: 178
Views: 106874

go around a busy public area (mall or some such) with a petition that would ban petition in public areas. paint yourself up and be a mime....if people leave change in your hat, stop your act, start yelling at them you only accept credit cards. get a baby carriage and fill it with doll...cover with a...
by ke_mikiao
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:20 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I need some corny jokes
Replies: 30
Views: 17109

a Priest, Rabbi, and minister went fishing off a boat in a pond. they're out on the water discussing religion when the Rabbi notices they're almost out of bait. He gets up, steps off the boat and walks across the the water to shore. After a few minutes, the Rabbi yells back that he cant find the bai...
by ke_mikiao
Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:10 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 363846

9935: If thou loseth a game to a child, thou shalt not pretend to have gone easy upon the child. 9934: If thou playeth games via internet, thou shalt NOT tell everyone, repeatedly, how "stoned" you are. 9933: Thou shall not use video game victories on a job application. (know a guy that do...
by ke_mikiao
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Cool Quotes
Replies: 144
Views: 64002

you're just going to get quotes from my two favorite sources.....Dune and Simpsons...sorry Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, y...
by ke_mikiao
Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:51 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Serious or Satire?
Replies: 14
Views: 7644

EarthRise wrote:What sig is this? I'm having trouble seeing it.



its about 98 [page down buttons] of blank screen





ken......good idea........take pictures so i can critique your technique
by ke_mikiao
Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 506093

Zankou 2.0 wrote:With a "cowculator". Google the question.


Idiot. Give us a real riddle.


thats neither a Logic, IQ, nor a Lateral Thinking Problems..........its a really bad pun


and puns are NOT funny........

they're barely punny -rimshot-
by ke_mikiao
Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 506093

Re: Cows

black bart wrote:here be a new riddle...YYAARRRR:

How did the farmer count his cows?



he counted the legs and divided by four?
by ke_mikiao
Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 506093

guilt?


shotgun?


rocket propelled gernade launcher?

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