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by ke_mikiao
Thu May 18, 2006 10:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Philosophic Questions
Replies: 4
Views: 3241

ive always wondered about the bra and panties one...............
by ke_mikiao
Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2496209

yeah....and they posted it all over the darn newspaper.


The person below me doesnt get it. (whatever 'it' is, they dont get)
by ke_mikiao
Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:37 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2496209

I never get anything from cuboid, i much rather like cuban eggs myself.


The person below me was once attacked by the Evil Easter Bunny.
by ke_mikiao
Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What is the strangest movie you have ever seen?
Replies: 241
Views: 179657

the strangest movie i have ever seen was when i was a kid...dont remember the name, but i do remember it was animated. These things lived in sewers and got covered by purple gunk that made them monsters, then this good guy finds out that sunlight destroys the purple gunk. Thats all i remember, but e...
by ke_mikiao
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2496209

I, personally, place no thought upon the Oscars, seeing as I know the true measure of an thesbian is by how many Jeffs they obtain. So far no Jeffs, no good actors.


The person below me sold their soul for something.
by ke_mikiao
Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The 10 Commandments
Replies: 10
Views: 8503

i kind of like 8 myself....do pictures count as a witness? or would i need several witnesses?
by ke_mikiao
Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2496209

if by round you mean absolutly and perfectly square in such a way that any long journey will plunge you off the edge of the world into the unholy depth of space...than yeah, the world is round.



The person below me once tried to eat an Apple computer and then sued for not being told to.
by ke_mikiao
Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:41 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 353
Views: 311321

i havent seen this link on here yet...have a gander

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/7a4c/


and yes...i visit that site often.
by ke_mikiao
Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2496209

Well, i got fired for striking Santa in his workshop, lousy good for nothing fat man, does practically no work gets all the credit and pays us in snow dollars!!! WTF do we need effing snow for?? we're in the effing north effing pole. Anyways, so now im looking for work. The person below me sets trap...
by ke_mikiao
Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 545036

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked in chocolate sauce and chocolate. Moaning about fruit while flying round airplanes isn't cool unless the engine makes pentatonic ticking noises. During appendectomy Black Beard snored with pentatonic ticking noises because Pink ...
by ke_mikiao
Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 378999

march 31 at 2355...almost a april fools baby. Doc's scared my dad by saying i was twins. kind of funny...everyone in my family barring myself and my sister were born in june-july. I was one day before April 1, she was one day after Pearl Harbor (anneverisary, not The Pearl Harbor). OK, not funny, bu...
by ke_mikiao
Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 545036

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked in chocolate sauce and chocolate. Moaning about fruit while flying round airplanes isn't cool
by ke_mikiao
Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2496209

i never bashed a llama....i mash them, bake them, and serve them with a side of lemon.


The person below me thinks that they are a llama reincarnate.
by ke_mikiao
Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 545036

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blu...
by ke_mikiao
Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 545036

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blu...

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