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by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:06 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 37626

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

Sailamon 1 1 Hails from Paul, a prisoner for piracy (how misunderstood we are), and from TimTim, our brother. Be this addressed to: Sailamon, our dear friend. 2 Please say hello to everybody at home and to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 3 Garlic bread and pasta to you from His Noodline...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:32 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 37626

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

2 ParmaJohn 1 also referred to as Book, not Chapter, the Second of ParmaJohn 1 Wassup, wassup from ParmaJohn, yo! These verses be addressed to the wench (common-speak, the church) and her children (y'all noodly Pastafarians), whom I really and truly digg; and I ain't alone, oh no, er'ybody else who...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book
Replies: 16
Views: 17150

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book

Our Noodliness prayer: Our Noodliness, Who twirls His Appendages, Hallowed be Thy pasta. Thy Noodles come, Thy Parmesan be shaken, On the mountain as it is in the sky. Give us this day, our daily garlic bread, And forgive them, the faithless, As we forgive those who still condemn us. But lead us not...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:35 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book
Replies: 16
Views: 17150

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book

I have uncovered the text of the Hail Pasta prayer (through seer stones and grog and such)! Or I may have simply written them. Or there weren't any seer stones and I just stumbled upon them. I don't know at this point. In keeping with our loose and flimsy standards, there are actually two versions t...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:48 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - Pastafarian Hymnal
Replies: 1
Views: 8790

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - Pastafarian Hymnal

Drunken Night (to the tune of Silent Night) Drunken night! Noodly night! Headlights shine oh so bright Round yon pasta, sauce and cheeses Holy Appendage so noodly and bliss Eat spaghetti tonight! Eat spaghetti tonight! Drunken night! Noodly night! Chefs rejoice at the sight Of Pastafarians near and ...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:38 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition
Replies: 29
Views: 24816

Re: Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition

Will the 2nd edition also be collecting what has been posted in the other various threads in Scripture and Lore (i.e. the New and Old Pastaments)?
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:52 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Ritual Book
Replies: 22
Views: 33370

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Ritual Book

Pastafarian Baptism Ceremony Ritualistic Recitation: One noodle for His Meatitude One noodle for His Noodliness And one noodle for His Awesometude One noodle for the mountain One noodle for the tree And one noodle for the midget One body to hold infinite grog And two eyes to gaze upon His mushy cre...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 148
Views: 102242

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Ravi, you confuse me sometimes.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 148
Views: 102242

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

I am truly honored!

Both of those (name and title) are perfect.

If possible, I'd love this template:

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by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 3322091

Re: Lies!

Seeing someone (anybody at all) is a miracle for ^.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2563890

Re: The Person Below Me

I've been torn between two opposites, contemplating the unending conundrum. I just can't seem to discern whether this is the real life or just fantasy.

TPBM Definitely is living a fantasy.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:58 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 758729

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Oi rilly cant sai nuffin cuz yer avaminions be butiful.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 5437580

Re: Word association game

Ratatouille
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 758729

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:25 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 5437580

Re: Word association game

Metrosexual

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