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by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 42895

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

The Book of Narwhal Chapter Two 1 While the Dove CEO was in the stomach of the narwhal, he pulled out a deck of playing cards and played solitaire. 2 After the first day or so, this got excruciatingly dull, and thus, he prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 3 “I was in quite the fix, and I called...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 42895

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

The Book of Narwhal Chapter One 1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster spoke to the Dove CEO 1 , maker of chocolates: 2 “Apparently Detroit doesn't like noodles anymore. Go there and inform them of their infraction.” 3 But the Dove CEO tried to escape from the call of His Noodliness. He went not to Detroit...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:01 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: coming out pastafarian
Replies: 10
Views: 11253

Re: coming out pastafarian

I was the first in my family to choose not to be confirmed as a Catholic. That's immediate and extended family. As far as I know, none of my cousins have abstained, but there's 50+ of them, so I might be mistaken. So I suppose they all just assume I'm agnostic or atheist or just some very poor Catho...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:39 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 37557

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

The Book of Midas Chapter Three 1 And right here, my biblical counterpart says to always obey authority and government leaders. I feel that chapter two already addresses this point. 2 But tell the People to live in relative peace with others (only start quarrels when necessary). They should be gent...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 37557

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

The Book of Midas Chapter Two 1 These spiritualizers should not attempt to regulate every second of life. Rather, they should offer guidance and suggestions, ways of bettering one's life rather than controlling it. 2 Teach the older men and women to enjoy life's little pleasures. Teach them to adap...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:46 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 37557

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

The Book of Midas Chapter One 1 Yo, y'all Faithful. It's Paul again. I been sent to kind of clear up some rough stuff. 2 'Cause, you know. Understanding things sometimes helps. Not always, but sometimes. 3 And sure, some of y'all don't think His Noodliness spoke to me. Maybe He did, maybe He didn't...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:52 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 37557

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

effective August 31, 2013 at 1:00am Eastern Standard time I will stop logging on to this forum from work. I want to read this stuff at my house. juicegiver You have an overwhelmingly high opinion of yourself if you think you need to tell us that you're only going to log in from home in 18 and count...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:25 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 42895

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

To Build or Not To Build Chapter Two 1 On the thirtieth day of the second month, the People came again to speak to His Noodliness. 2 “Your Awesometude, how would you have us worship, then, if not in a church?” 3 The Flying Spaghetti Monster responded thus: “I dunno. Worship on your own in a room in...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 42895

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

To Build or Not To Build 1 (commonly mistranslated as the Haggai 1) 1 On the thirty-second day of the thirteenth month, a message was received from the Lord Pastaer. 2 This is what the Lord All-Noodly said, “The people say it is not yet the right time to build the Lord’s Temple. Who am I kidding? I...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1600
Views: 399883

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Ohhhh my The Great FSM just sent me a Vision of "Olive Oil" and that she could be our "Virgin Olive Oil"???????? Da Da Da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From the Seventh of the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as written by prophet Bobby Hender...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:58 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - East Asian Material
Replies: 24
Views: 25674

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - East Asian Material

Confusion Analects BOOK I. Confuse Us CHAPTER I. 1. The Pirate said, 'Is it not pleasant to live in unending leisure and lethargy? 2. 'Is it not delightful to have friends who are as crazy as you?' 3. 'Is His Noodliness not of complete leisure, who feels no obligation to men and midgets who know him...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 148
Views: 102063

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Yes! Yes! Copy-pasta is your friend.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:04 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 42895

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

If it is possible, I'd like this piece to be entered into the Loose Canon anonymously should it be admitted. If that isn't possible, for reasons of bookkeeping so that the author can be contacted, perhaps it could be submitted under RDS rather than Rev. Daniel Scott. Also, while this is sort of Ritu...
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:31 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 148
Views: 102063

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

It's beautiful! Many thanks.
by Rev. Daniel Scott
Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 42895

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

He Who is a Servant of FSM 1 (commonly mistranslated as Obadiah) 1 This is the vision of He Who is a Servant of FSM. His Noodliness basically said: “I'm bored. Let's go fight Edom.” 2 “Edom, I will flood you with marinara. Nobody will like you anymore. 3 Your pride has fooled you. You think that yo...

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