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by Solipsy
Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:35 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 115790

The following proposed history was submitted by AcademiaRamenica Before any further work can be done, it must be translated into English. This archeological discovery is available only in German language: WICHTIGER QUELLENTEXT ENDLICH ENTZIFFERT 1873 entdeckte die österreichische k.u.k. Orientexpe...
by Solipsy
Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:34 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 115790

encyclopedia Ramenica Sinensis

The following proposed history was submitted by AcademiaRamenica Before any further work can be done, it must be translated into English. This current project is available only in German laguage. ENCYCLOPEDIA RAMENICA SINENSIS INTRODUCTION Die Kreation des Menschen als Krone der Schöpfung geht der...
by Solipsy
Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:32 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 115790

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The following HISTORY was submitted by jwalkland: I would like to Propose The Book Of Fusili For The Loose Canon Then The Flying Spaggetti Monster Looked Over The Land And He Saw All Was Well. And He Wanted Nothing Changed, He Wandered Further To The Home Of Fusili, Where a Man Was Sacrificing His ...
by Solipsy
Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: CANONICAL HISTORIES
Replies: 1
Views: 10560

CANONICAL HISTORIES

The Wise Council of Olive Garden is honored to present the transcribed and translated ancients texts which have been adjudicated to accurately reveal the rich heritage and history of the Pastafarians and All That There Is. All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Most Savored Be His Name. That which ...
by Solipsy
Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:24 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 70943

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_tex_ I'm not connecting those dots..., and I think you're in the realm of "Not Commandments, Suggestions" link: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1614
by Solipsy
Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:43 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: AJUDICATED APOCRYPHA
Replies: 0
Views: 8841

AJUDICATED APOCRYPHA

The Wise Council of Olive Garden has adjudicated the first of what will be held as Official Apocrypha. The Wise Council of Olive Garden wishes it to be known that the following works are Apocryphal. They have been included herein to illustrate to the True Believers among the Church of the Flying Sp...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:02 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: THE FIRST CANONICAL LETTERS
Replies: 0
Views: 9463

THE FIRST CANONICAL LETTERS

The Wise Council of Olive Garden has adjudicated the first of what will be held among the many Canonical LETTERS. The Council wishes to make known that The following missives were written to sects within the Church of the Flying Spaghetti to correct heresies which have occurred in various Pastafari...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:42 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: LETTERS
Replies: 12
Views: 23249

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Muellers II A second letter to the Macaronians Praise be to Our Lord Glob in Heaven, and a hearty yo-ho-ho unto you, my Brother and Sister Pastafarians. I am pleased to hear that my previous missive was well-received, and that the stonings have ceased. Our Noodly One finds it reprehensible that vio...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:33 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 105712

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The following SUGGESTIONS are from fusiontortellini (also found in the LAW thread): Ahh, so HERE is where I post my suggestions: Thou shalt ever seek to improve thy Pasta, to more closely approach the Divine Noodliness. Thou shalt not take thy Pasta in vein. Or artery, for that matter. Thou shalt sh...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:28 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 70943

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Very cool, fusiontortellini! I'm gonna redirect you to NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, and I'll copy-paste these there with credit to you. (read the first posts of the threads to understand why I'm redirecting you. I think you'll see it pretty immediately.)
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:35 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YAY!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 23166

THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YAY!!!!

The Wise Council of Olive Garden wishes to make known that the official gathering of texts for the Loose Canon , the Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has begun and is proceeding apace! May His Saucy Noodles Quiver with Delight! Much work lies ahead, my fellow True Believers. ...
by Solipsy
Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:19 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 70943

say, can i rent that space in your profile? how much does it cost?
answered elsewhere. keep lookin', you'll find it...[/quote]
by Solipsy
Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:39 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The First Announcement of Canonical Belief
Replies: 0
Views: 9542

The First Announcement of Canonical Belief

The wise Council of Olive Garden has met and after partaking of the Holy Meal and many sugary donuts has decided the following statements represent Official Loose Canon of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. ********************************************************** An ancient and venerable ...
by Solipsy
Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:24 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: End of Days
Replies: 16
Views: 10511

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Hiya! We have actually managed to get *some* of these things officially addressed in "Proposed Scriptures". Many wheels are turning, stone tablets are being transcribed, ancient parchment is being carefully unrolled... keep checking back there for new developments... :wink:
by Solipsy
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:20 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: ICONS OF THE FAITH
Replies: 39
Views: 26470

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Qwertyuiopasd Qwerty, The Council was hoping to get some cash for an endorsement from a Quill manufacturer or Parchment producer. You know, something along the lines of "I recommend brand-x Quills, for all your Scribing needs!" I suppose if you could come up with fifty bucks a day into a Paypal acco...

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