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by Ushnor
Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:48 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 109886

When a problem comes along, you must wip it. *wupish!* Wip it good! When you get pulled over by a cop, do NOT ask if he has a curly pink tail. Elvis isn't dead. UFOs are really FSMs giant Frisbees! When in a fight, try to get combos. They give you bonus points! If someone is different then you in so...
by Ushnor
Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2227102

ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Down with global wARRRRRRming!
by Ushnor
Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 109886

FSMs favorite weapons are the wip and the cutlass. FSM could kick Godzilla’s ***. Do not fear ducks, because that would be stupid. When picking vanilla, chocolate, or chocolate swirl, get the swirl, or FSM will smite you with regret! When you trip and see nothing for you to have tripped on, that m...
by Ushnor
Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:52 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 22905

to post a picture, first host it here: http://imageshack.us/ Then, pick the bottem option that says "Direct link to your picture" Then, you can post the direct link so people can go to it, or if it's smaller, put it on the page by putting the link URL inside of IMG tags. An img tag is: [img]PICTURE%...
by Ushnor
Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2227102

ARRRRRRRRR!!!!

I gots me avatar from a nice chap of the name "Xairu" from the Pictures section of this here forum:
http://metanet.2.forumer.com/

If you look around at diffrent forums in the picture section, you may be shocked how many people well be happy to make an avatar for you.
by Ushnor
Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2227102

From now on, you lot should say "bARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRnacle" instead of "barnacle".
Every little bit helps.
by Ushnor
Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 22905

by Ushnor
Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:05 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 22905

Aw, I knew there was pasta in heaven, but it wasn't listed and I didn't want to go threw the trouble of righting it out. :wink: If there is water between the islands, they must be flying busses. Or maybe boat busses, but that's not as cool. And we all know that He would do what was cool. But the bus...
by Ushnor
Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:01 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 22905

Is there pasta in heaven?
by Ushnor
Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:58 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 22905

In heaven every religion gets it's own island. All have their own island, but us pastafarians are the only ones that can cross from island to island to plunder! Only the owners of an island can go up the beer volcano to collect beer on there own island. They must do all the work to get it, and still...

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