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by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:23 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Anyone in the Philadelphia area?
Replies: 1
Views: 2310

Re: Anyone in the Philadelphia area?

Like ska and in Central Jersey. Hi back.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:20 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: North Carolina State University Pastafarians
Replies: 8
Views: 5513

Re: North Carolina State University Pastafarians

I run the Rutgers Pastafarians, and I know Jersey's a little far, but we offer our support in any way possible.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:14 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: THe voyaging pirate ship church
Replies: 9
Views: 4434

Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

The FSM would only prefer that you don't build a multi-million dollar churches, so I think you're in the clear. I say go for it.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:42 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Celebrity Pastafarians
Replies: 73
Views: 67529

Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

oh yeah, and Richard Dawkins.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:09 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM 'meatballs'
Replies: 5
Views: 2328

Re: FSM 'meatballs'

Andrey Kurtenkov wrote:Successful landing on the meatballs is depending on seasons and sauces used. :fsm:


And the presence of a runway.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Crisis of FSM Faith! (FAG?)
Replies: 6
Views: 2958

Re: Crisis of FSM Faith! (FAG?)

Don't Hindus not eat beef because cows are holy? Same thing, so I approve of your sect.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Illogical People
Replies: 22
Views: 9237

Re: Illogical People

Are you complaining about how we stereotype you by stereotyping us? Not all Pastafarians are arrogant. I'm actually kinda dumb and frequently wrong...and your position crumbles. Seriously tho dude, you come in here and trash us, instead of trying to talk with us reasonably. Wouldn't that make you th...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:38 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Celebrity Pastafarians
Replies: 73
Views: 67529

Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

We were leaning toward Neil deGrasse Tyson and Kenneth Miller.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Zombies
Replies: 20
Views: 8548

Re: Zombies

Or pasta made out of brains...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:22 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Joining an interfaith group...
Replies: 7
Views: 4866

Re: Joining an interfaith group...

I think a weekly service is a genius idea, but Sunday morning is too early in the morning. Maybe Sunday night.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:10 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Zombies
Replies: 20
Views: 8548

Re: Zombies

Ubi Dubium wrote:Maybe our beer volcano could dispense brain-flavored beer. That might make them happy!


lol. That raises even more questions tho. Do drunken zombies stagger even more? Can brainless zombies even get drunk? Where can I get some brain-flavored beer?
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:04 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Replies: 3
Views: 9208

Re: VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Haha, whoops. I guess the "Bill" should've given it away, huh? In my defense it was 3am when I wrote it.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:21 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM "science" book
Replies: 8
Views: 8121

Re: FSM "science" book

The problem with the FSM gospel is that it's a "religious" book of sorts and religion cannot be taught in schools. To get around that, the religious groups created "science" books to teach creationism (intelligent design). Unfortunately some of these, like "Of Pandas and Pe...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:24 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Best Movie Lines
Replies: 180
Views: 114866

Re: Best Movie Lines

Valanthe wrote:Must submit a correction here:

"It's 104 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."


Great one.

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