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by Pirate Terramort
Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:08 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Another mindless thread to get the Pirate thread count up
Replies: 659
Views: 174330

For the FSM!! ARRRRRRGH!!!
by Pirate Terramort
Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:08 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 583633

chocolate factory
by Pirate Terramort
Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:29 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Wal-Mart Spaghetti Boycott!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 6355

I believe you mean: what did wal-mart ever do to a noodly? Anyway, what brand of noodles had been broken?
by Pirate Terramort
Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:38 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 4653227

empire
by Pirate Terramort
Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:32 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Swedes the Chosen People
Replies: 18
Views: 13904

Pompey had all the qualities of a believer in the FSM, even displaying qualities of the FSM himself. For example, he had clear geniousness, but occasional bad judgment. (Probably after he drank a little too much rum) However, later in his life, (probably around 68 B.C.) Pompey gave up Pastafariansim...
by Pirate Terramort
Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:46 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Wal-Mart Spaghetti Boycott!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 6355

My dear friends, it is important to remember that Wal-Mart did in fact help spread the truth of the FSM, by proudly displaying Happy Holiday, instead of Merry Christmas. I propose that we start a new E-mail campaign, and pleasantly ask Wal-Mart to fix the problem. However- It may be the company that...
by Pirate Terramort
Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:06 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: 1st Revelations
Replies: 0
Views: 2681

1st Revelations

And Lo, the Flying Spaghetti Monster came upon me one night, and spoke to me so. He sayith unto me, "Look, and behold. I reveal unto you the direction of yonder country." And I did see the country America, and it was good. Then, it turned into a black pit of despair. I asked, "What do...
by Pirate Terramort
Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Pastafarian MySpacers
Replies: 5
Views: 4590

Pastafarian MySpacers

Hey, are there any MySpacers out there? Look me up. URL: /wimerite Anyway, yeah. I never have enough people to talk to, and a farming community is NOT full of fellow Pastafarians. Arrrrrr!!
by Pirate Terramort
Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:42 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Bible of the FSM
Replies: 17
Views: 24668

Bible of the FSM

I've been working on the Bible of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to parallel the Christian Bible. However, this would more novelized, so as to make it easier to read. After it is compiled, I would hope to send it to Bobby. Any ideas?
by Pirate Terramort
Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:03 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 107399

The Wise Council of World Pasta has declared these guidelines (not rules) acceptable and added to Cannon of World Pasta: 1. Thou shalt be amused rather than angered by the words and deeds of idiots; for I am thy Noodly Lord and I have created idiots solely for entertainment purposes, Mine first and...
by Pirate Terramort
Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:43 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Church Buildings out side the internet in the real world
Replies: 19
Views: 11862

We should have local gatherings, just to talk all things FSM, and have human interaction. I'm trying to get a Gathering started on Friday's at school, going pretty well. I hope soon all of Rogue River, OR. will be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen! :worship: :fsm_float:
by Pirate Terramort
Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:37 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the Word in Pamphlet Form!!!
Replies: 70
Views: 94982

The pamphlets work really well. Handed a bunch out during lunch one day (In full pirate gear) and got about 7,8 converts. That's not much, you say? It IS only a 300 pop. school... :wink:


Good work brothers! RAmen! :worship: :fsm_float:
by Pirate Terramort
Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:34 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Pirate Attire at School (story)
Replies: 14
Views: 9797

Alright... ! Same here... can't wait until tomorrow! It's Halloween, the perfect excuse for pirate regalia. And after that, pirate gear for the rest of the year! Everywhere I go! (My "costume" is home-made... It looks pretty good, even the newspaper hat :fsm_rock: ) RAmen brothers, RAmen. ...
by Pirate Terramort
Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Any pastafarians in/near Grants Pass, OR?
Replies: 3
Views: 4390

Any pastafarians in/near Grants Pass, OR?

Actually, I'm not in Grants Pass, I live in Wimer... But, nobody knows where what is (You go into Rogue River, drive for, oh, 20 min., and you should see a sign that says "Middle of Nowhere." Go a little further, and that's Wimer. It has a pop of about 81. :o Anyway... Yeah. All of us shou...
by Pirate Terramort
Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:21 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7663
Views: 3394614

... :)

At last... Touched by His Noodly Appendage... Can't wait to convert the masses!! OH YEAH!!! :pirate_fish:

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