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by TomatoBeard
Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:16 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 39813

Re: the largest organs

[quote="Noodlyoodly"]Tomato Beard, Contrary to popular belief, the largest female-pleasing organs, as you put it, are men's brains. That is why it takes so long for women to find really great men. [quote] ........But what has this to do with barnacles?! (and what about womens' brains? can ...
by TomatoBeard
Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:08 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 30264

Re: fourthgeek

Yes, number 6,.. very cool. I dig it! Now.. I've forgotten, what does it signify again?
by TomatoBeard
Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:36 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 30264

Re:

[img] Let's drop the cross-like idea forever here please. Either put out some art and STFU or STFU. P.S. Forthgeeks stuff is good stuff. I was going to take a shot at doing something with that, if the thought police don't mind. Sheeeeeeesh!!! I didn't even notice that all the 3tined fork images wer...
by TomatoBeard
Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:24 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 30264

Re:

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/1803/forklass2vu.jpg Now, THAT is more like it!! I don't understand why there are so many 3-tined fork images here. Maybe I'm just a little paranoid, but don't these seem incredibly similar to a carpenter cross symbol? And, does anyone out there actually eat with ...
by TomatoBeard
Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:23 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 113766

Re: Song 'Three is a magic number'

While Blind Melon did record this song, it is not their originally. Those of us who grew up in the great Moss Age, will remember that it is a Schoolhouse Rock original, written by George R. Newall and performed by Blossom Dearie. Please see http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/Three.html for more informat...
by TomatoBeard
Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:45 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 39813

Barnacles

I'd like to be a barnacle. I read recently that, relative to their overall body size, that male barnacles have the largest... er, female-pleasin' organs of all male animals!! I guess if you're stuck to a pier somewheres and would like to knock on your cute neighbor lass's door, this is helpful.
by TomatoBeard
Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pastafarian Mantra
Replies: 1
Views: 4038

The Pastafarian Mantra

(For those of you who enjoy Frank Herbert's Dune , I hope you will appreciate this enlightened version of the Mentat Mantra. It should be said after sitting down to eat a plate of His Holy Nutriment.) The Pastafarian Mantra It is by Noodle alone I set my fork in motion. It is by the sauce of Pesto t...
by TomatoBeard
Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:59 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Church, mosque, synagogue & ________?
Replies: 38
Views: 37040

I think that the most obvious place of worship is the TABLE . It is the place where all members of the faith can break .. noodle. Whether one pays regular penance in the sacred kitchen or only an occasional Talk-like-a-pirate Day appearance at their local Italian Restaurant, they will sit with like-...

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