FSM Discussion

Yeah, I suppose you don't want to sound presumptuous.

Aye. It not be the thumbs that make the overlords. It be the...

Grog. Aye.

As every good pirate should know The secret to making it snow Is to do things piratical In a manner fanatical And eat pasta until you explode RAmen to that one. A pasta with grand intention Procured a fantastic invention. But drinking too deep, He fell in His sleep, And created another dimension. A...

A fine point indeed. We are all equally loved under his noodly appendage. ('cept for midgits, apparently. They seem to get extra attention).

Aye, perhaps, but at least my tiger ain't ashamed o' bein' thar!

Ahab.

Quasimodo is a monster as well. But he's referred to as a 'he' becuase of his noodly appendage. As such FSM has many noodly appendages. What makes him a monster anyway? Monsters are commonly gortesque and scrary. Of which the FSM is the opposite... I believe. Does this mean that men share more with...

I don't think I've laughed as hard since I saw the "Handlebar Moustaches for the whole family" T-shirt. Inebriated Design sounds about right, aye.

In my workplace, "BALLS!" is a common interjection, so "Meatballs!" seems appropriate. As far as the others go... "Oh for the love of God!" = "Oh for the love of [Him, FSM, Pasta, His Noodly Appendage]" That kind of thing. Really whatever rolls off the tongue ...

Knives and swords are fun, cutlasses do suck a bit on the balance side. But it seems to me that "ordained pirate" is a bit repetetive. Straight out of the Department of Redundancy Department. Seeing as all pirates (the candy-passing-out kind, anyway) are His chosen people, to be a pirate i...

Our captains are like priests. Whereas a priest shephards their flock, a captain yells "Set sail for yonder!" and hits you until the ship starts going the right way. Same thing near enough. Aye aye! As far as being ordained goes, considering that our lore is cannonical, one does not need ...

Aye, I'm out in Oak Park, just to the west.

Hello all. I've been a pastafarian for a full two years now. Bought the book the day it came out, all that. I've been lurking around the forums for quite some time, and finally decided to post today. I first heard the the truth of our creation from my english teacher. Since then I have spread his go...