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YAAARGHHH!

(No I've not forgotten yeee awl.) Am briefly in port. See yez in the tavernnn tomoz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHnzYEHAow

Arrgh Captain Redbeard, ye've lost none of thee olde charme.

[Pretends to blush, flutters eyelashes]

One is bemused as to why Sanchez appears to be sporting *both* halves of a "BFF necklace," eh what? Arrgh! Tis a long story. Toothless Kate an' he had a bit o' a legover a while back and it didn't end at orl well ... Ahem, I mean... Duchess Katherine and Senor Sanchez were engaged for a t...

Yaarrrrrggggghhhh!

Just popped by ter wishe yez all a 'appy Tork Loike A Poirate Day me harties!!!

I say, Sanchez has cleaned up his act for the big day, don't you know! I even insisted he bathe in honour of the occasion.

Far fellah

Good morning gentelmen. I thought I would compose a small missive to celebrate this auspicious occasion.

Happy international talk like a pirate day!

Ahem!

YARRRRRGGGGGGHHH!

Anyone for tennis?

Yaaaarrrrgggggghhhh! http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/28/pirate-party-european-politics?fb_action_ids=10150410306689105%2C10150542492333018%2C10150366689951451%2C2593107709863%2C10150930729910467&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_ref=U-GQIJcW1Ud7VV4RzpIihEY_-CFCONX01FRS-33bqhXXX%2CU-eaw...

Avast Auntie! No, not lost at sea, just one or two matters of import to attend to... you know how that is.

Wrong thread Aunty!

Ahem.... Now, where were we up to?

Bart peered long into his telescope, then pausing only to cuff his Neffew very hard around the ear, he said to Big Bertha....

Yo ho ho ho

Bustard

'Tis becuz I hold yer nostrils tween me pinkies ye spawn o mermaid scum. Be pleased not to interrupt me salty tale lest I cuff ye round the eerz... Now whar waz I? Oh yes, Sanchez....An other round (OOK! OOK!) an I may continoo... Sanchez! Get up off the floor. Ye know ye can't hold yer likker. Ye k...

.. as read as peaches on a summer's day. But wait! Wots this I spy says Bart... why it's...