FSM Discussion

...thus provin' ther unreliability o' vikings. Consequently...

Beneath thy wings

9174- Thou shalt not hide thy light under a bishop.

Arrgh Bart, ye frocke coate 'as bin paart o' pyrate fashion fer centuries. Ye' 'r spendin too much tyme by the catwalk an' noo enough by the planke..

Arrh, ye be moer loike fashyon deeseingers than pyrates- plunderin' each other ter find the roight threadee.

Made a seafood pasta last night- prawn and scallops (with smoked salmon, as the prawns were not top grade). Mrs S, who's not greatly fond of seafood, reckons it is good. 2 onions, chopped fairly small 3 cloves garlic, crushed in garlic press 2 leeks, chopped medium 200gr bacon, chopped small 1 capsi...

9187- Despite which, though shalt not like cricket; though shalt love it.

T'is nae why ye wouldna- ye'r be too busy rushin' its head to the pot, fer ter poison yer crue.

Banned for failing to provide the contact details for a good knorking shop. (Though I hear there may be one in Portsmouth).

Banned for being so immersed in knorks you kneed a sknorkel to breathe.

Ah, 'tud 'splain whye thee 24 pounder 'as two extra rounds o' ammunytyon. 'Tis chille fo' yer shyppe also? Mebbe yer should count ther rounds fer ther BB gun...


(aye, the breeze her is southerly, suggestin' the cold heart o' the lower latitudes as the culprit)

Thee tropik 'eat as turned ye daft, Ravi. Yer sweatin'- an' sweatin' the small stuffe, loike thee contents of ye kilte, an' Scottish thaught.

Arrh, they only dumped me 'caus ye deflated 'em.

Yer lad as sum braynes, preferrin' toastin on ye coast ter chillin on ye 'ill. Ah'd de the sem mesel, but sommon's goot ta keep plunderin.

Yer shyppe hez a rashun o' ice choklit milk. An' yer wenches be plastik.

9193- Thou shalt curse the Greeks, for their default shall cause a plague of GFC Mark II, thus causing the price of pasta and olives to rise. Verily shalt thou curse them on empty tummies and with oliveless breath.