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Unwarranted self-importance.

-pulls out ancestral gladius and looks tough-

You're banned for making me look sober and comprehensible.

I just failed to finish Ulysses by James Joyce again. It's so boring I actually prefer doing dishes to reading it. I think I'll just give it to a charity shop. Agreed. And again, it seems that of my circle of associates, I am the only one who likes Joyce. Curses. I suppose I shouldn't recommend Fin...

The Ship's Going Down - Voltaire.

invisibility

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:sandwich

That's unrelated?

eyeglasses.

Granted. Unfortunately, angry libertarians come over and offer you $20. 000 for it. You consequently sell the firewood, and freeze to death, but hey, at leas you died a rich man.

Holocaust

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Granted. It's one of those silly ethnic pizzas that you buy out of white guilt. You subsequently die of food poisoning.

I wish I could be open about my antisemitism without repercussions.

Roy Hunter wrote:I just failed to finish Ulysses by James Joyce again. It's so boring I actually prefer doing dishes to reading it. I think I'll just give it to a charity shop.

Agreed.

Granted. It's average temperature and instead of snow and ice, you get sludge. (like me. Gotta love the Mediterranean)


I wish I was trained in the use of single-handed scimitars.

stupid, uncultured obese Americans.

fueledbycoffee wrote:Get yerself some Guinness, and Warren Zevon or/and Leonard Cohen Cds, and combine, and your night will be as wonderful as can be.

FUCK YEAH WARREN ZEVON!

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