FSM Discussion

I went to the library today to pick up The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, only to discover that, after hours of perusing the religion shelves, it had been blasphemously thrown in among insignificant works of fiction. I will not stand for this! I implore Pastafarians everywhere to write angr...

To all the people claiming that the school is justified in their action because Bryan doesn't really believe in FSM - would you tell a Jew they couldn't wear a cross because they don't believe Jesus is the son of God? But a) you're a minor, and don't have such rights (they belong to your parents) Pl...

Oh, that was Paint's fault. Very lossy.

There are two scenarios here: A: i have totally missed the humour in your post B: your an idiot, who hast read the faq and the letter I hope its A.... just incase its B: Patafarianism is a parody...it was intended to get rid of intelligent design in science class.....just in case First of all, I lo...

A piece depicting the origin of tomato paste and why we enjoy our noodles so. I call it "Infidel."



Here we see His Noodly Appendage smite the evil Darwin and his teachings of Evolution. PRAISE HIM!

I RENOUNCE MY EVIL WAYS AND ACCEPT YOUR GOD