FSM Discussion

Pastafarian heaven is regarded by all pastafarians as a paradise, but what most down know is that there are also darker parts of the heaven. Beyond the larger part of pastafarian heaven, with its beer volcano and stripper factory, beyond the boiling pots and spaghetti fields lies the dark and toweri...

ken worley wrote:Yeah, the closest we got is the Antipasto, which is a platter of veggies.

Not exactly evil, but not fit for a main course, either.
(can also give you gas.....scary.....)

be afraid.

I say, the FRC thing might well be an illusion created by the Evil One, whatever he's called. Anything other than the one true spaghetti should be treated with suspicion and skepticism. Pastafarianism does not have a "devil", because it is good enough to have :fsm_float:. Duke There have ...

I picked vikings. They are like super pirates.

theallpowerful wrote:

EarthRise wrote:You could be naked whilst eating said pasta; the FSM cares not.

Let's not take this too far... that ain't a pretty sight...

He also cares not how ugly you are. He'll probably be drunk, so you'll look good to him anyway.

Fellow Pastafarians, it is with great pride that i today, announce myself to be a swift believer in the FSM. I have since grasping the concept of god been a Atheist to the bone. When i heard about the Spaghetti Monster first i was very sceptic but as i looked into it more i found that the legacy of...

Thou shalt not say ARRRRR just for the sake of it. Thou shalt say it with feeling.

Thou shalt not overcook thy noodles, for they get all mooshy and its just not cool.

Pirates > Jedi.

FSM probably looks down on it.

We should all hold up our little cups in his honor.

Alfredo was a talented chef who fell in love with a stunning woman named fettuccine. Fettuccine, wanting to please the great FSM, became a pirate and left Alfredo for months. Eventually, Alfredo recieved a message from the almighty FSM saying that Fettuccine had died at sea and was now with the othe...

<----- protein?

Hmm, interesting.

OMFSM, I need one!

Yay, I found the first post place! Anyway..., Hi, I'm Al.