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Peudoeudamania (soo-doh-yoo-da-man-ee-ah) n.-False sense of confidence orpotency resulting from: A. Too much alcohol B. Too much adolescent music C. Having ass kissed by people who want something, while they ply you with alcohol and music pseudovoodoostainia- (soo-doh-voo-doo-stayn-ee-ah) n. The fal...

In an area where buskers, human statues, and other street performers congregate to annoy passersby... Late at night, quickly build an absolutely soundproof plexiglass box, 10' x 10' x 10'. Kidnap a mime, and place him inside the sealed box, before dawn. Come back every couple of days to see whether ...

"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families." A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together. "....you gotta tas' ya lotta ch...

pieces of two

SGPseeksSCB

Two-Patches the All-seeing.

Tres-Peg the Surly

Rum-Weaned, no.16

K-Pole-Liened, Boned-Up-Are-It

Overcooked Linguini Rising

Tyscral Sowerbox

But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies. A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat....

American stock-car driver named Dick Trickle .... Suspect hospital-waiting-room cronies and alcohol was involved. Nelly Furtado, whose name isn't funny to me intrinsically, but amuses(me) for the implication of her parents' absolute lack of foresight. Did they fail to notice(as every schoolmate from...

I want my Two Dollars! The incessant spittle-spraying bellow of the stained hobo who'd (against your repeated protests)- haphazardly smeared at your car's windshield with a gallon jar of muddy ditchwater and a grime-encrusted sweatsock. (Which,BTW, he never removed from his foot, displaying surpris...

Uther wrote:So... how come one of the "Village People" was a Pirate?

All of the 'village people' were pirates...
One of 'em just couldn't afford a costume.

KisserAss

Did you know that the average industry standard warranty on voodoo dolls and related fetishes is now only 90 days, replacement, for defects in workmanship, materials, and construction only, and that there are "...no guarantees, implied or stated, that the doll will have or effect any supernatur...

Here's an idea for a generator, one which I gave breech birth to earlier this evening, and having rigorously experimented to scientifically prove its comedic potential,(see footnote for methodology and citations)-now take the step of making it the basis of a new thread. First, go to a spanish-englis...

pieces o'nine wrote:^ wants to be a head of the other magistrates.

^Forgot that felation almost never happens after the age of forty.

*puts check for $1 envelope and places it in the mail to p.o.n*

That's all very well Ken but are you the one to tell Vinny Jones that he's gay: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44442000/jpg/_44442581_gazza_jone300s.jpg I hope I am not, I mean, in the unlikely event he hasn't already learned, though I have to assume he's not missed blatant evidences such as...

No, THIS V is why many americans think soccer is gay. http://www.funnyearth.com/Photos/Funny_Soccer_Images.jpg http://www.callingfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Funny-Soccer-wallpaper-5-380x309.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UzehNpssqwE/TLs3hd_5QRI/AAAAAAAAAds/N4ZDElb7wu0/s400/funny-soccer.jpg ht...

Gee... touchy ...or maybe even sensitive ?... I hope you don't get thick as thieves , and keelhaul me with your frigate . Or call for your cabinboy(s) to bring your musketflask & cap 'n' ball pistol . BTW, the last time I saw anyone so obsessed with "Davy Jones' Locker", it was an acne...