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- Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:48 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Word of the Day
- Replies: 4761
- Views: 1055795
Re: Word of the Day
Peudoeudamania (soo-doh-yoo-da-man-ee-ah) n.-False sense of confidence orpotency resulting from: A. Too much alcohol B. Too much adolescent music C. Having ass kissed by people who want something, while they ply you with alcohol and music pseudovoodoostainia- (soo-doh-voo-doo-stayn-ee-ah) n. The fal...
- Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:11 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
- Replies: 178
- Views: 110948
Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
In an area where buskers, human statues, and other street performers congregate to annoy passersby... Late at night, quickly build an absolutely soundproof plexiglass box, 10' x 10' x 10'. Kidnap a mime, and place him inside the sealed box, before dawn. Come back every couple of days to see whether ...
- Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:16 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: "That's What She Said"
- Replies: 951
- Views: 284062
Re: "That's What She Said"
"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families." A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together. "....you gotta tas' ya lotta ch...
- Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:56 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
- Replies: 687
- Views: 261911
Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
pieces of two
SGPseeksSCB
Two-Patches the All-seeing.
Tres-Peg the Surly
Rum-Weaned, no.16
K-Pole-Liened, Boned-Up-Are-It
Overcooked Linguini Rising
Tyscral Sowerbox
SGPseeksSCB
Two-Patches the All-seeing.
Tres-Peg the Surly
Rum-Weaned, no.16
K-Pole-Liened, Boned-Up-Are-It
Overcooked Linguini Rising
Tyscral Sowerbox
- Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:36 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: "That's What She Said"
- Replies: 951
- Views: 284062
Re: "That's What She Said"
But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies. A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat....
- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:48 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Silly Names
- Replies: 16
- Views: 10153
Re: Silly Names
American stock-car driver named Dick Trickle .... Suspect hospital-waiting-room cronies and alcohol was involved. Nelly Furtado, whose name isn't funny to me intrinsically, but amuses(me) for the implication of her parents' absolute lack of foresight. Did they fail to notice(as every schoolmate from...
- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:02 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: "That's What She Said"
- Replies: 951
- Views: 284062
Re: "That's What She Said"
I want my Two Dollars! The incessant spittle-spraying bellow of the stained hobo who'd (against your repeated protests)- haphazardly smeared at your car's windshield with a gallon jar of muddy ditchwater and a grime-encrusted sweatsock. (Which,BTW, he never removed from his foot, displaying surpris...
- Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:44 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
- Replies: 51
- Views: 29396
Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
Uther wrote:So... how come one of the "Village People" was a Pirate?
All of the 'village people' were pirates...
One of 'em just couldn't afford a costume.
- Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:15 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
- Replies: 687
- Views: 261911
- Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:41 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Did you know?
- Replies: 3008
- Views: 681809
Re: Did you know?
Did you know that the average industry standard warranty on voodoo dolls and related fetishes is now only 90 days, replacement, for defects in workmanship, materials, and construction only, and that there are "...no guarantees, implied or stated, that the doll will have or effect any supernatur...
- Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:08 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Ways That English is Butchered By the Mexicans
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3511
Ways That English is Butchered By the Mexicans
Here's an idea for a generator, one which I gave breech birth to earlier this evening, and having rigorously experimented to scientifically prove its comedic potential,(see footnote for methodology and citations)-now take the step of making it the basis of a new thread. First, go to a spanish-englis...
- Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:20 am
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Lies!
- Replies: 18960
- Views: 3425160
Re: Lies!
pieces o'nine wrote:^ wants to be a head of the other magistrates.
^Forgot that felation almost never happens after the age of forty.
*puts check for $1 envelope and places it in the mail to p.o.n*
- Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:58 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
- Replies: 3839
- Views: 1014827
Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
That's all very well Ken but are you the one to tell Vinny Jones that he's gay: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44442000/jpg/_44442581_gazza_jone300s.jpg I hope I am not, I mean, in the unlikely event he hasn't already learned, though I have to assume he's not missed blatant evidences such as...
- Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:45 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
- Replies: 3839
- Views: 1014827
Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
No, THIS V is why many americans think soccer is gay. http://www.funnyearth.com/Photos/Funny_Soccer_Images.jpg http://www.callingfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Funny-Soccer-wallpaper-5-380x309.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UzehNpssqwE/TLs3hd_5QRI/AAAAAAAAAds/N4ZDElb7wu0/s400/funny-soccer.jpg ht...
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:10 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
- Replies: 51
- Views: 29396
Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
Gee... touchy ...or maybe even sensitive ?... I hope you don't get thick as thieves , and keelhaul me with your frigate . Or call for your cabinboy(s) to bring your musketflask & cap 'n' ball pistol . BTW, the last time I saw anyone so obsessed with "Davy Jones' Locker", it was an acne...