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by neeter
Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:31 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3615511

Cool Cartoon

rkzenrage wrote:Howdy,
Yarrrrrrr!
:fsm_yarr:


:worship: Where did you get such a cool catoon? That's really nice.

:twisted:
by neeter
Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: An Objective Review of FSMism
Replies: 45
Views: 25429

An Objective Review of FSMism

I think you are on to something, DUke.
by neeter
Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:07 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Prayer Book...of sorts
Replies: 2
Views: 5365

Re: Prayer Book...of sorts

As a tribute to His Noodliness, I am compiling stories, suggestions, and other things (such as the Creed in the START HERE forum) and compiling them (in buddyprofile.com for easy access). Does anyone have suggestions or contributions? I have recieved word from the FSM through Tish Llub, the most pi...
by neeter
Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 39855

Re: orgasms

a) If you are referring to the female orgasm (note spelling, please), there has been research done that suggests that women who have orgasms retain the sperm of their lovers longer, enabling them (the women) to get pregnant more easily. b) Is it insane to enjoy one's organs? The FSM would have us e...
by neeter
Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:08 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 39855

Female Orgasms

I just want to point out that the female orgasism has no practical function. The clitorous is merely an organic anamoly like nipples on a male. However, I am not denying that insane women do enjoy their clitori. :twisted: In actual fact, without an orgasm the majority of sperm do not reach the cerv...
by neeter
Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:06 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 39855

Profit of FSM

:o For those wanting to spread the word of the FSM, it is necessary to let all Pastaferians to know about Tish Llub, the prophet of FSM. Tish Llub, the meanest, and most selfish of all pirates was eating a PB&J sandwich when he heard a voice ask, "What about the starving children? Will you ...
by neeter
Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:13 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Join us in the fight against FSM!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 14475

Hisdarkness

:fsm: Avast matie, is your dark master dark because he was on the gridle too long? If all there is is french toast with syrup and powdered sugar in Hell, I'd much rather go to the pasta heaven where I can enjoy His Noodely Goodness in many different ways and flavours (spelled correctly in Canuck la...
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 379229

Re: Birthdays?? When's yours?

Hello, folks. In an attempt to prove that it only takes a few people (23) before you find 2 people with the same birthday, a digression went on in another thread. We've decided to get together a Birthday List. We'll be cutting and pasting (in order) days and names. You don't have to give your age u...
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:49 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: South park recording
Replies: 15
Views: 10705

St_JtB wrote:Already posted on Youtube here.

They'll probably take it down fairly quick cos it's the full episode, so hurry up if you want to see it.

St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Copyright Infringement
:worship: :fsm_float:


:cry:
Too late for me, it's down already
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:47 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: 'pataphysics and Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 9
Views: 6927

:worship: [quote="MiseEnAbime"]We can consider that the object of 'pataphysics as science is not an imaginary object. what is imaginary is the solution itself. I wondered what the name of the type of physics string theory came from. Watching Arthur C. Clark explain a bit of string theory t...
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why does the FSM have really big balls?
Replies: 21
Views: 14769

Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

amadkiwi wrote::fsm:

He has really big balls. Why? Is it so he can laugh at all the other gods and say, "ha! I got bigger balls then you!!"? Coz if so, :fsm_rock:
:D

I thought those were eyes!! But they could be boobs or balls too.
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Scientology vs. FSM on science
Replies: 20
Views: 16599

Un Funny Truth

:cry:
OK, I don't get it unless it is to signify nothingness...
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:20 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Scientology vs. FSM on science
Replies: 20
Views: 16599

Scientology

:D

Scientology created by a SIFI writer, and FSMism created by a physicist...They do have something in common, don't they?
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How does FSM feel about Cthulhu?
Replies: 19
Views: 18397

Cthulu

:D

As His Noodely appendage created all other beings, including H.P. Lovecraft, I would say that Cthulu would have to be a demi god of sorts.
by neeter
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:10 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3615511

:D
My name is Neeter, and I look forward to many discussions with all of the Pastaferiens

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