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by Lynne
Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:00 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: President Bush Hates Who?
Replies: 7
Views: 4674

Chris Rock probably listed a LOT of folks Bush hates. Thing is, Bush doesn't HATE anybody. You'd have to be aware of others to actively HATE them, and he's not aware. He's TOTALLY clueless. If you don't have mega-money, and give it to the republican party, you're off his radar screen. Well thank yo...
by Lynne
Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:03 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: President Bush Hates Who?
Replies: 7
Views: 4674

Lynne: Ease your mind. If you recall, FSM created midgits , not midgets , so you don't have to worry! Peace! Cardinal Queequeg Em, begging Your Cardinalship's Most Reverential Pardon and all, but since Chris Rock was being quoted, how do we know whether he or the American President actually said "m...
by Lynne
Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: President Bush Hates Who?
Replies: 7
Views: 4674

President Bush Hates Who?

I am uneasy in my mind. On television last night, Chris Rock stated that our American President hates midgets. :shock: Where does this leave us? Is this an attack on our religion? Is this a new part of the Patriot Act I didn't get a chance to read because it was classified as Top Secret before it wa...
by Lynne
Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:09 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 38501

Aye. We should have Captains, and Deckswabbers, and Barnacles. Aye. Are there any positions still open for barnacles? I think I would really like to be a barnacle. Especially after that nasty old song, "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" that we used to overhear the older kids singing in the other room wher...
by Lynne
Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: ignore
Replies: 16
Views: 10950

my bad too, except lynne made me do it bad lynne, lynne bad... :twisted: Does adding quotes count for the total number of words? Being religious, it is our moral duty to split hairs. :fsm_worried: Now, back to theotherme. I just me found a copy o' "The Rules" and I challenge ye to a hornswoggling t...
by Lynne
Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:24 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: ignore
Replies: 16
Views: 10950

Whoops! My bad! :oops: Sorry, being a pirate and a knucklehead I tend to forget to read all the rules. My bad. My bad. Could you redirect me to the rules, Your Aunt Deedeeship so's I can read 'em and try to start following them? My bad. :oops:

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by Lynne
Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:21 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: ignore
Replies: 16
Views: 10950

I'll bite. What's up?

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by Lynne
Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:44 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Anyone seen the latest Dan Brown book?
Replies: 9
Views: 6185

slingblade wrote:

"It's none of my business, really, and so that's naturally why I ask."

slingblade, you make me wet my dubloo-mers! :fsm_smile:



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by Lynne
Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:25 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Secret Handshake
Replies: 16
Views: 11282

Sorry, y'all, but I haven't been able to respond till now because I have been incapacitated, lying on the floor convulsed in hysterical laughter at the mental image of these various handshakes. :fsm_smile: Were we to engage in such "secret" salutations they wouldn't be secret for very long, I am tel...
by Lynne
Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:50 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Noodly Handshake, Take a Look.
Replies: 13
Views: 10085

Holy meatballs, your Cardinalship, and may Her Holy Sauce bubble ever brightly in your pots and pans! That is one HELL of a kewl handshake! I am going to print out the secret instructions and practice it with my spousal unit! (I would attach a smiley face emoticon here, but I am too computer-challen...

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