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by whiskeymouse
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Chuck Norris Game!
Replies: 199
Views: 116033

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse k...
by whiskeymouse
Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:14 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Declare a Holy War on the Ninja's!
Replies: 18
Views: 16167

Besides all of the excellent reasons listed above, He :fsm: teaches us above all things we must be tolerant. Waging a Holy war would not only consume resources that are greatly needed to fight more subtle battles, but it would be in direct contradiction of His :fsm: will.
by whiskeymouse
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Public Access Television
Replies: 12
Views: 10281

If this were to come to fruition, I would be greatly interested. I am the programming director for a P.E.G. Television station and would love to air any content provided to me on the matter.

:fsm_ninja:
by whiskeymouse
Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 39822

I know I am new to this forum, but I do remember in the START HERE thread , discusion on the heirarchy of His church. Anyway, I won't repeat it here, but my understanding is that the power of his church starts at the bottom, with the individual, and flows upward to the Pastriarch. I may be missing t...
by whiskeymouse
Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Sneezy Heresy: Pesto vs. Noodles
Replies: 17
Views: 13994

I am pretty sure that it is German Yiddish and not Polish. I have been wrong before, but I am almost 100% certain that it is germanic in nature. The rest of the history is what I remember too.

Avast, languages are fun! :pirate_fish:
by whiskeymouse
Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3613493

Greetings and Noodly Salutations

Hey I've been coming here for quite a while, and am not usually one for discussion. I find that people get to worked up about most things to even bother, but this seemed like a fun one. Anyway, the way I figure it, us Pastafarians need to support His message. His word is equally as vaild, more so in...

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