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by onlinebiker
Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 773688

Arrrrgggg Ye scurvey ridden, land-lubbin excuse for a swabbie..... Ye couldn't tell the difference between's a monkey's paw and a poopdeck.......





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by onlinebiker
Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Hell?
Replies: 26
Views: 22723

It's also important to note that there's only one "unforgivable sin" that'll end you up in FSM Hell..........

Serving spaghetti with catsup....

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(shudder)



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by onlinebiker
Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3736782

I've made other posts prior to this one. However, I wasn't being unruly in my doing so -- it was simply Sunday -- and I developed a rather bad habit of reading from back to front on Sundays... It must be because that's where the comics are.... ........ I'm a recent convert to Pastafarianism from Ath...
by onlinebiker
Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A question about Him!
Replies: 17
Views: 14885

Can HE split hisself into two?

I believe he can..

I think I saw him do it once, after ingesting large amounts of Guinness and Glenfiddich.....


....

I may be mistaken




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by onlinebiker
Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:56 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Holy Animals
Replies: 45
Views: 29912

In his noodly wisdom - HE wisely made all animals out of meat.


Pass the BBQ sauce...



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by onlinebiker
Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:51 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Hell?
Replies: 26
Views: 22723

After consuming much Guinness Stout one night, I had a vison revealed to me by his Noodlyness.... FSM Hell is EXACTLY like FSM Heaven --- except the beer volcano only issues forth stale keg beer, and the stripper factory only issues out a likeness of Janet Reno.... It's too horrible to contemplate.....
by onlinebiker
Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Note: Christian theorizing, not Pastafarian
Replies: 17
Views: 13944

Sometimes you have to find your own way in the dark... "The illusion of the seventh veil was the illusion that you could get somebody else to do it for you. To think for you. To hang on your cross. The priest, the rabbi, the inam, the swami, the philosophical novelist were traffic cops, at bes...
by onlinebiker
Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Gasp! Conflict involving the beer volcano!
Replies: 80
Views: 56071

Regarding beer, heaven, and intoxication.

I really think that Ben Frankilin should be nominated for FSM sainthood........


"Beer is God's way of letting us know he loves us, and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin.


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by onlinebiker
Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Cutlasses vs Pistols
Replies: 393
Views: 200495

While both the pistol and the Cutlass can be a devastating weapon -- for shipboard use I'd have to vote for a pistol...

After all - it's tough to get an Oldsmobile up to speed between the foc'sl and the mizzenmast........



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by onlinebiker
Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:07 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 852621

It would probably be less popular - but perhaps a magazine could be created for the married pirate.......

It would certainly be cheaper to produce, as it'd have the same centerfold every month.........



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