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Oi be 'oistin a fewe in ye 'onour me ole shipmate. Iffen Oi kin stop the teers from dripin in me cup an dilutin the rumme...

Some of you may not know me, however, I have been a member here for a long time. One of our fellow members and a moderator here with whom I have had a long on-line friendship, mostly on another forum, Pieces o Nine, has been a good friend to me and a great number of others. We became concerned about...

Deer Arntee Blackwatch, I were jest vissitin Bartie's ship all neighborlee lioke wen Oi 'appenned ter be passin thee greate cabin an Oi cawt a glimpse o' Bart over the barrell wiv his neverminds down aroun 'is ankels and Madam Fifi givin 'im wot four wiv a ridin' crop. Oi be scarred fer loife! Oi je...

Deer Arentee Blekbeerd, All th' littel kiddies 'ave been runnin away from me wen Oi bin walkin down th' streete. Wen Oi goes inter the pubbe, no wun wantz ter have a gallon of rum wiv mee. An, wen Oi goes inter Madam Fifi's there seems ter bee sum sort of disterbense that makes it verra hard fer me ...

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.

Maybee Bart 'asn't started yet, and they be smiling coz they doan know wotz comin and they jest read the posters at the front gate...

Deer Arenty Blakbeerd, Oi bin away from the poirates' cove fer a wyle and Oi'm not sure wot wuld bee th' proppa protokoll fer showin me bone-a-fydes aroun tyhese 'ere parts theese dayes. Shuld Oi offer ter make a fresh batch o fish 'ed stewe wiv red cowe sandwitches onna syde, or shuld Oi offer to r...

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Welcome back. I've missed you and often wondered what had become of you. Glad to see you're still around.

Yarr! Oi been busy wiv the lubber werke, beatin down dragons inner kompooter rooms aroun here loike.

Oi prolly must try ter looke inn 'ere more often.

Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! It bee goode ter see the olde Scurvy Dog be on hexcellent hands. Oi fawt ye moight be hinterested in a littel recipie ter adde ter ye colleckshun... The Tasmanian Tyger 6 cans enny Orstrayleeun beer 1 bottle Bundaberg overpoof rum 3 drops yewkalyptus oiyle 1 annoying blaggard...

Deer Auntee Bleckbeered,

Oi bin away fer a while playing wiv sum noughty boys and stuff an Oi didunt post heer fer a long toime. Will all me ole shipmates still rememba me? An wot shuld Oi do iffen they decide ter be meen?

Avarst me shipmates, it be a long tyme sinse we 'ad a pint o' me fav'rit cap'n's deloight t'gevver, wuld ye be joinin me in wun?

Well, DaveL, maybe ye culd make 'im sum Redde Cowe Sandwhiches, that ort ter do the blaggard in...

Tha' be roight kind o' ye. An' in a bottel marked "Helf Tonic, definitely Notte Rum" - Matron will never guess...

...great difficulty in getting service at the Chinese take away, because he never noticed when the girl called "Steve" that not being his name. Over the years poor Stegasaurus grew thinner and thinner from lack of a proper piratical fast food diet until eventually one cold lonely night out...

...Keratin Kid, scourge of the seven...

Hey, Santee, yer big red blaggard! Iffen Bart's gettin sum sox and an eye patch, where's me new Ferrari and a bikini girl?