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- Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:45 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: GOSPELS
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- Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:56 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
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Thou shalt honor thy mother and midgits; for thou was but a little person in the womb for nine months and midgits are but little persons their entire lives. Thou shalt not insult a pirate to his face, even jokingly, for pirates possess the divine privilege to defend their pirate ego unless thou art ...
- Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:58 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
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A revelation of the beginning
In the beginning, before the creation of the universe, there was only an omniscient awareness that had existed for all eternity (the mathematical equivalent of infinity squared). We now refer to this entity as the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but at this point He had no form as He had not yet created t...