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by Sir Talos
Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:45 pm
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The Gospel According to Sir Talos: 1 In those days a battle raged between His esteemed followers and the faithless proponents of blind reason. The people of the world laughed, saying, "Man created by chance? We are far too complex!" But the infidels were stubborn and clung to their puny &q...
by Sir Talos
Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:56 pm
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Thou shalt honor thy mother and midgits; for thou was but a little person in the womb for nine months and midgits are but little persons their entire lives. Thou shalt not insult a pirate to his face, even jokingly, for pirates possess the divine privilege to defend their pirate ego unless thou art ...
by Sir Talos
Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:58 pm
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A revelation of the beginning

In the beginning, before the creation of the universe, there was only an omniscient awareness that had existed for all eternity (the mathematical equivalent of infinity squared). We now refer to this entity as the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but at this point He had no form as He had not yet created t...

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