FSM Discussion

did you know....
That oyu canb stop a dog charging on you by simply making the gesture of grabbing a rock from the floor?
(it works 90% of the time, WITHOUT A ROCK IN SIGHT)

gold bullion pieces.
a look at...

ZT policy has you banned for indulging in self abuse not so long ago

Granted! The sky is so green it makes oyu puke

I wish I wasn't so perfect

if this was a serious religious concept, implying that a worshiper does not like beer would be excomunication in a flash, and possibly being stoned... now wait, being stoned? hell yeah!

Boy you sure have a problem with christians in the States... even the most radicals around here (Spain, and I mean Opus Dei stuff) won't dare menacing people with stoning, whatever the bible says. I could live along quite well with any religious people, as far as they are not the fundamentalist kind...

Granted. You are fired.

I wish it was easier for me to bend forward than backwards (due to my beer belly)

found out and was rewarded with a few tons of broken china, paid at his full price.

TPBM has spent ten days looking for a document that is just in plain sight

Granted. you sleep so soundly taht fail to hear the buzzer to wake up. You drive long but have to come back empty handed and return tomorrow.

I wish I ruled the world forever

you are banned for inferring that sheeps are to be treated with a romantic approach, this being a porn free forum and all.

life is too short for not having a scape route planned in advance

did you know that I only have 11 days left to present my IRS (in Spain it has another name) and am all blanked out?

Life is too short to spend so much time watching porn

And don't you slam the door again while I am coming in!!!

^once had a boyfriend who was wealthier than herself