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by Hoss Rex
Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:23 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The One True Noodle
Replies: 7
Views: 6072

Okay, the part about the pirate clothes has been nebulized, and simplified, adjusting to what I realized was a mistranslation of the sacred vision (it was transmitted in Sweedish for some reason... so don't blame me if it isn't like, WORD FOR WORD what the flying spaghetti monster told me). I'm happ...
by Hoss Rex
Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: TESTIMONIALS
Replies: 25
Views: 23552

The Book of Hoss Rex

The Book of Hoss Rex: Chapter the First The One True Noodle (Or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking, and Love the Carbs): An epiphany simmered directly into the noodle of a Pastafarian neophyte. Avast, Ye Matey, and hear the word, without hearing, for I have been touched by His noodly appendage. I may ...
by Hoss Rex
Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:54 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The One True Noodle
Replies: 7
Views: 6072

Interesting, when I get back from work, I'll make sure I have another vision, and edit the text accordingly.
by Hoss Rex
Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:57 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The One True Noodle
Replies: 7
Views: 6072

The One True Noodle

The One True Noodle (Or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking, and Love the Carbs): An epiphany simmered directly into the noodle of a Pastafarian neophyte. Avast, Ye Matey, and hear the word, without hearing, for I have been touched by His noodly appendage. I may not have the wisdom of his saucy scholars...

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