FSM Discussion

Why can't we all just have a bloody, senseless war, with only one side coming out alive?


Oh, right, they have all the nukes.

I haven't said much in a while (several months), so I'll suffer ye veteran chaps still around to remember me and take heart in me plight and read the unnecessarily long message below. I, unfortunately, am still bound by the endless slave driver that is the United States School System, which has just...

Our Noodly Holiness sees right through the inside of our noses, and into our very souls.

It is not I who lays the bricks, but a power far above me. The mortar, though, that's all me.


The person below me is above me.

I saw a man with 3 hands on the tele today. That was scary. It's the future, man, I'm telling ya.

Congratulations, sir. I wish you well in all of your marriage-related noodling.


Oh, the joys of not so subtle and poorly worded innuendos.

Truly a breakthrough in the understanding of our lord. One wonders why he couldn't just broadcast a continuous QnA on a lesser watched cable channel where people could ask questions about the meaning of life, but hey, the rascal is mysterious in his ways.

If I may interject in the fifteen seconds before this thread is locked: Nacho, the entire point of being human is moving above our animal instincts. People also used to be cannibalistic, should we revert to that as well? Up until about 150 years ago it had been common practice to keep slaves since m...

Night At The Museum is one I've seen recently. Tis a feel good film. Nothing bad ever happens in it. Normally that kind of thing would be annoying, but it's nice to see movies like that on occasion.

Is this spam?

*cocks pistol"

Right, I sell all of the stuff in the ofuro.

The person below me looks as if he or she is severely constipated, but is not.

We should make an audiobook for that matter, I prefer that format. But I don't know of any being made. An administrator will no doubt be here momentarily, so perhaps they could suggest the idea to a higher authority.

I'll please you to know that it's an ofuro. And I have an arrangement with the police.

The person below me speaks Dutch.

I'm interested in becoming a Pastafarian, because it has pirates, and everyone loves pirates. :pirate_fish: Also, I hate Intelligent *cough* design. One thing I need to make sure of though is that this religeon is just a joke right? I heard there were people who actually believed this stuff. Just m...

I use exclusively pesto, and I haven't been smote as of yet.