FSM Discussion

Robbobrob wrote:I also call into question the OP calling the FSM a "savior"....savory, yes, savior, no.

The notion of sin and of a savior doesn't really exist in FSMism, does it?

Do drunken zombies stagger even more? Can brainless zombies even get drunk? Where can I get some brain-flavored beer? A drunken zombie probably walks perfectly straight and upright. And in any case, it is worth noting that lacking the presence of rotting flesh, there is no discernible difference be...

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Perfect. Happy Monkey, everyone!! And Happy Turtle, Too!

Happy Eagle?

Elvalia wrote:My bold. That's me. Right there. Hell yes.

Then, you? I salute you.

Effin A.

I would love to become a Pastafarian and be an active member, but I am dismayed at the inclusion of a 'stripper club" in Heaven. It's so disappointing and predictable that all religions, even sensible joke ones like the Pastafarians, build misogyny into their structure. I'm sure I'm not the on...

Just a question... but why is it centred around TWO? Perhaps FSM marriage can encompass more than this? Well, for each additional person, you just need to find an increasingly forked noodle for all parties to slurp along and meet in the middle of. It seems that things would get funky, legally, if t...

In answer to the original post, though, as a definition of marriage, I submit ... if you are sharing a plate of spaghetti with somebody, and there is only one meatball left, and you nudge towards and offer it to that other person with your nose, then you are married.

Yes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists because of one man's belief that religion has no right to monopolize, or to infringe on, public education; and this is a similar issue. Religion has no right to monopolize marriage. Marriage is a legal contract. Any two people should be allowed to enter into ...

We've been dating for over half a year. I go with her to church every saturday (she's a seventh day adventist), and I have no problem with it. Sure, I think it's stupid and pointless, but to me, she's worth it. Apart from the 1.5 hours in church, I have ceaseless fun spending time with her. Breakin...

But I like the "two people in love committing to one another". It prevents any misunderstandings about exact definitions. 2 people loving each other, irrelevant of gender should be enough. CF I think even that is too exact. People can marry for green cards and people can marry for money a...

PantyGnawer wrote:It wasn't for your benefit. I just wanted to ensure that no one associates me with you.

The Mad Caddies's Rock The Plank is supposed to be an album full of pirate rock, if we can nominate a theme ALBUM.

I have yet to actually listen to it, but their Duck And Cover was sheer happiness.

Dudeman55556 wrote:I found His chosen land! Its the Federated States of Micronesia, which is FSM for short!
http://www.fsmgov.org/

Dude, have you been watching The West Wing?

PantyGnawer wrote:
Edit: I now realize that this is just a case of a Troll jumping on a Troll. I hereby revoke my praise.

As though your praise ever mattered in the first place.

She believes in a higher power and I do not. I'd say that we are still rather far apart on that spectrum. Can you continue to elaborate? As I understand it, deism is a belief in some kind of god who did some kind of thing and then played some kind of role afterwards. I consider deism, in the spirit...