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by seabee
Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:00 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: NEW FSM REVELATION!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4819

Re: NEW FSM REVELATION!!!!

Robbobrob wrote:I also call into question the OP calling the FSM a "savior"....savory, yes, savior, no.


The notion of sin and of a savior doesn't really exist in FSMism, does it?
by seabee
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:50 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Zombies
Replies: 20
Views: 9455

Re: Zombies

Do drunken zombies stagger even more? Can brainless zombies even get drunk? Where can I get some brain-flavored beer? A drunken zombie probably walks perfectly straight and upright. And in any case, it is worth noting that lacking the presence of rotting flesh, there is no discernible difference be...
by seabee
Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Happy Monkey!
Replies: 66
Views: 74555

Re: Happy Monkey!

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Perfect. Happy Monkey, everyone!! And Happy Turtle, Too!


Happy Eagle?
by seabee
Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:56 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Misogyny and hypocrasy in Pastafarians Church
Replies: 35
Views: 14194

Re: Misogyny and hypocrasy in Pastafarians Church

Elvalia wrote:My bold. That's me. Right there. Hell yes.


Then, you? I salute you.

Effin A.
by seabee
Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Misogyny and hypocrasy in Pastafarians Church
Replies: 35
Views: 14194

Re: Misogyny and hypocrasy in Pastafarians Church

I would love to become a Pastafarian and be an active member, but I am dismayed at the inclusion of a 'stripper club" in Heaven. It's so disappointing and predictable that all religions, even sensible joke ones like the Pastafarians, build misogyny into their structure. I'm sure I'm not the on...
by seabee
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:18 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"
Replies: 10
Views: 5153

Re: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"

Just a question... but why is it centred around TWO? Perhaps FSM marriage can encompass more than this? Well, for each additional person, you just need to find an increasingly forked noodle for all parties to slurp along and meet in the middle of. It seems that things would get funky, legally, if t...
by seabee
Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"
Replies: 10
Views: 5153

Re: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"

In answer to the original post, though, as a definition of marriage, I submit ... if you are sharing a plate of spaghetti with somebody, and there is only one meatball left, and you nudge towards and offer it to that other person with your nose, then you are married.
by seabee
Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"
Replies: 10
Views: 5153

Re: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"

Yes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists because of one man's belief that religion has no right to monopolize, or to infringe on, public education; and this is a similar issue. Religion has no right to monopolize marriage. Marriage is a legal contract. Any two people should be allowed to enter into ...
by seabee
Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianist in Trouble!
Replies: 48
Views: 19472

Re: Pastafarianist in Trouble!

We've been dating for over half a year. I go with her to church every saturday (she's a seventh day adventist), and I have no problem with it. Sure, I think it's stupid and pointless, but to me, she's worth it. Apart from the 1.5 hours in church, I have ceaseless fun spending time with her. Breakin...
by seabee
Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:46 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"
Replies: 10
Views: 5153

Re: FSM Definition of "Marriage?"

But I like the "two people in love committing to one another". It prevents any misunderstandings about exact definitions. 2 people loving each other, irrelevant of gender should be enough. CF I think even that is too exact. People can marry for green cards and people can marry for money a...
by seabee
Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pit Bull Dogma's
Replies: 25
Views: 9747

Re: Pit Bull Dogma's

PantyGnawer wrote:It wasn't for your benefit. I just wanted to ensure that no one associates me with you.

:D :D
by seabee
Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Theme Song
Replies: 6
Views: 3125

Re: Theme Song

The Mad Caddies's Rock The Plank is supposed to be an album full of pirate rock, if we can nominate a theme ALBUM.

I have yet to actually listen to it, but their Duck And Cover was sheer happiness.
by seabee
Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Federated States of Micronesia
Replies: 3
Views: 2158

Re: Federated States of Micronesia

Dudeman55556 wrote:I found His chosen land! Its the Federated States of Micronesia, which is FSM for short!
http://www.fsmgov.org/


Dude, have you been watching The West Wing?
by seabee
Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:22 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pit Bull Dogma's
Replies: 25
Views: 9747

Re: Pit Bull Dogma's

PantyGnawer wrote:
Edit: I now realize that this is just a case of a Troll jumping on a Troll. I hereby revoke my praise.


As though your praise ever mattered in the first place.
by seabee
Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianist in Trouble!
Replies: 48
Views: 19472

Re: Pastafarianist in Trouble!

She believes in a higher power and I do not. I'd say that we are still rather far apart on that spectrum. Can you continue to elaborate? As I understand it, deism is a belief in some kind of god who did some kind of thing and then played some kind of role afterwards. I consider deism, in the spirit...

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