FSM Discussion

Talk Like a Pirate Day
Toipe Loik arrrgghh Poyrit Dayee
Dress Like a Pirate Day
Drink Like a Pirate Day
Have a Hangover Like a Pirate Day

oh, we's could easily fill up a week

Ahoy there, iPad! Welcome aboard.

Yup, I can put a crisp little crease down each of my four legs.

The person below me has been ironing out the bugs.

Who are we kidding?




Happy Friday beer
so dark, warm and wonderful

If only it was that easy to eject all the bile from my system!

The person below me has a good tip for kharmic cleansing.

Eat it with a sword.



Swords do not hurt me
It is the words used as swords

What's the matter with Hank? Hank O'Hair?

I rather like the idea of Glorified Commodore Auntie Dee Dee, now that you've mentioned it.

It's the only color my kraken will squirt.

(Try to say that ten times fast!)

The person below me has the formula for basket shark sauce.

...and her breath's bad, too.



I do not fear death
Only life without living

Sorry there, Bartie, I'll try to keep me cudgel in me pants. But it won't be easy.

BOOFARRRGGGGHHH!!!

I'm afraid we need a grog, Bartie old Salt!

Sorry there, moit. Didn't see you step into my cudgel.


AARRGGHH!!

They have accepted me into the polearmy.


The person below me may allow me to send her/him all the mice in my house.

Only bananas.





The mornings are cool
The afternoons are humid

Here's one of my fave spots for poor translations:

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/redirect.p ... nextoldset