FSM Discussion

I would like to share some divine knowledge about the FSM. This may change the course of the church forever! As the FSM’s oracle, I have a revelation to disseminate to all loyal followers. Firstly, I’d like to invoke the Holy Name of our Savior. FSM. There, I just invoked it. Recently, while in a st...

:fsm_float: The FSM is clearly a male. I mean, look at his…behavior. He got drunk and then created the universe. He has his biases. But unlike other fake gods, FSM is imperfect. He needs to be slapped around every now and then. So comments like yours are more than welcome. As FSM’s right-hand man, I...

:fsm: Let me begin my invoking the holy name of our savior. FSM. There, I just invoked it. Okay, let me get serious. Now, everyone go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odsDYodanxQ (Disregard the yoism crap) I think the whole speech is on YouTube, but this edited version suffices. Don't let religi...

I recently converted and became a member of the Church of the FSM. I used to be a member of the Church of the Flying Teapot. They believe that the Flying Teapot sent his only begotten unicorn to be deep fried for our sins. What stupidity...I can't believe I stayed in that religion as long as I did (...

Ahoy! I was being lead down the wrong path but now I know His noodly grace! Just converted. Texas.