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by Manoverboard
Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: NEW FSM REVELATION!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 4756

NEW FSM REVELATION!!!!

I would like to share some divine knowledge about the FSM. This may change the course of the church forever! As the FSM’s oracle, I have a revelation to disseminate to all loyal followers. Firstly, I’d like to invoke the Holy Name of our Savior. FSM. There, I just invoked it. Recently, while in a st...
by Manoverboard
Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:56 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Misogyny and hypocrasy in Pastafarians Church
Replies: 35
Views: 14033

Re: Misogyny and hypocrasy in Pastafarians Church

:fsm_float: The FSM is clearly a male. I mean, look at his…behavior. He got drunk and then created the universe. He has his biases. But unlike other fake gods, FSM is imperfect. He needs to be slapped around every now and then. So comments like yours are more than welcome. As FSM’s right-hand man, I...
by Manoverboard
Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: ALL HAIL OUR NEW CLEAR-THINKING LEADER!
Replies: 2
Views: 1508

ALL HAIL OUR NEW CLEAR-THINKING LEADER!

:fsm: Let me begin my invoking the holy name of our savior. FSM. There, I just invoked it. Okay, let me get serious. Now, everyone go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odsDYodanxQ (Disregard the yoism crap) I think the whole speech is on YouTube, but this edited version suffices. Don't let religi...
by Manoverboard
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:31 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: JESUS CAMP? NO... NOODLE CAMP!!! DISTURBING
Replies: 9
Views: 4483

JESUS CAMP? NO... NOODLE CAMP!!! DISTURBING

I recently converted and became a member of the Church of the FSM. I used to be a member of the Church of the Flying Teapot. They believe that the Flying Teapot sent his only begotten unicorn to be deep fried for our sins. What stupidity...I can't believe I stayed in that religion as long as I did (...
by Manoverboard
Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:12 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3745488

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Ahoy! I was being lead down the wrong path but now I know His noodly grace! Just converted. Texas.

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