FSM Discussion

Granted but, alas and alack, she had been on a serious beer and curry bender before she took off and deposited quite a bit more than seeds over your house, garden, car and anything else you'd forgotten to take in for the night. I wish that I hadn't just burnt the toast because I was writing this ins...

Yer new avatar be a great improvment BB. Now ye looks just loike I fort yer wood. Yer be no mor a pirate than them scurvy knaves in 't comic books wot yer takes 't bog wi ye.

Granted. You are served a portion of the original 1970's New York vintage and die slowly of food poisoning.

I wish the clocks hadn't gone back, it's sooo dark now.

Granted. Welcome to Wormwood Scrubs. You are hereby a guest of Her Majesty for the next 5 years.

I wish people would stop calling and trying to sell me shit I don't want.

(As for all you cold people above, "Ha Ha")

Fer songs o t sea have a peek 'ere

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/7683488.stm

N ye be fit for naught but a jackels codpiece, ye papyrus pushin' bag o wind.

Granted. It has now been totally redesigned by Microsoft and therefore doesn't work at all.

I wish my gardener would take a holiday.

Elvalia - Don't worry, the sun's shining again after the tornado so I'm happy.

Aaaar, ye fornicatin' feret fetisher, y's yer spliff still goin' a'ter mor'n a week at sea ? If'n ye don't smoke then don't toke.

Granted. But her family, which moves in with you, are a bunch of psycopathic hill-billies.

I still wish it wasn't raining or snowing or any other kind of precipitation.

See Elvalia, I told you I'd get you back. Ha!

Granted. Every post you make from now on is so intelligent it is indecipherable (no change there then).

I wish New Brunswick could experience the hottest heat wave ever over Christmas and so have no snow for weeks and weeks.

(I'll get you Elvalia, you know how much I hate the cold)

Granted. You are now suffering from reefer withdrawl and try to smoke your shrimp instead causing sever burning of the epidermis. I wish it wasn't raining. (Note for all you northern climes people, this is not something that happens here very often, and I wish it would happen even less, at least tod...

Granted. You are now legally gay and must smoke the evil weed at least five times every hour.
(thanks for all the beer by the way)

I wish I had even more beer to swim in, (this lot's going flat)

Five of us went to see Cloverfield. One actually liked it, and that wasn't me. Here's one I think more people can agree on, though: the 1980 Flash Gordon. You know, the one Queen did the soundtrack for. What was wrong with Flash? One of the best lines of all time in movie history "I love you F...

Yer wall-eyed walrus 'tache, there baint be no Primark 'ere on 't Barbary Coast. If'n er was i'd send t wench 'er a shoppin' instead of em desino places she be loikin' so much. Nat'ral fibres that be all'us we 'ave fer a coverin' up 'gainst the sun.

A pirate called Bart went out on a punt He fell in the water and looked a right .... 'is spliff was all wet and 'is 'at was a drippin' we thought it was funny 'til 'e started strippin' 'is shanks were as white as sharks underbelly an' 'is gut was as flacid as a robinsons jelly 't crowd was hysterica...