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by TrueBeliever
Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I started this thread just to have a little fun, and most of the posters seemed to be partaking in that. Just for the record, I do not believe that the FSM has ever spoken to me. I know that I'm not all that interesting to the FSM. I do not believe that I'm in any danger of contravening the 7th IRRY...
by TrueBeliever
Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:49 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Is this the beginning of the Seventh "I'd really rather you didn't" Adventists?
by TrueBeliever
Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:38 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Braenca wrote:
The sacred Meateorite ??


Yes! Even better. With lots of oregano.
by TrueBeliever
Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Share your personal experiences with God
Replies: 4
Views: 2356

Share your personal experiences with God

I have recently had a miraculous and deeply religious experience. His Noodliness actually revealed Herself/Himself/Itself to me. I am not making this up. Yesterday I formally joined our Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I felt good about it. I was at peace with my soul knowing I was finally on...
by TrueBeliever
Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: discriminated :*(
Replies: 63
Views: 22588

Re: discriminated :*(

Arrr! Good on ya, matey! Ye stood up for yerself and ye got the booty. Well played, and welcome back.
by TrueBeliever
Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:16 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3669318

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Whoops. This is not my first post, because I didn't see this thread until now. I converted yesterday. I did somehow introduce myself on another thread (see below) which seems to have a similar function. Here it is below, now posted in the correct place: Re: How did you learn of His Noodly love? I fi...
by TrueBeliever
Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How did you learn of His Noodly love?
Replies: 42
Views: 16219

Re: How did you learn of His Noodly love?

I first heard about the Flying Spaghetti Monster via a Richard Dawkins lecture. But I thought he just made it up on the spur of the moment, as he was discussing the unicorn and the cosmic teapot. Then I noticed one of my Facebook friends listed "Pastafarianism" as her religion. I was curio...
by TrueBeliever
Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Great One is really not that fussy about doctrine, in fact he laughs uncontrollably at those that attempt to act doctrinal. He's proably having a big chuckle at yet another schism post right now. That's the whole point. I believe the best way to touch our God and to be touched by His Noodly App...
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I believe you, brother. Yours is simply a black and white representation of your true colours. Well done, I say. We are all good Flying Spaghetti Monster fearing Pastafarians.
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Notice the Green Hat on my avatar. I will be saved.
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:27 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: discriminated :*(
Replies: 63
Views: 22588

Re: discriminated :*(

I, too, am curious as to how things worked out. The whole idea behind the Church of the FSM is to challenge religious discrimination in schools, so this event is of obvious interest to His Purpose.
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

No, it's just a really, really dark green. Only true believers can see it.
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

No, it has to be a fully green hat. No red trim. You can, if you wish, fashion a hat out of mildew. As long as it's green. And has the quality of "hatness". Also, I forgot to mention, if you are wearing a green hat come Judgement Day, you also get as an added bonus: 50 non-virgins. Because...
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

No. It's literal. I'm a fundamentalist, so metaphors and nuance are lost on me.

Just wear the damn hat, O.K.?
by TrueBeliever
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:02 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 12797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Worse than that. Bud Light. Skunky, too. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Look up "Pascal's Wager". Then wear your green hat. It's not rocket science, people.

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