FSM Discussion

since we're talking about marriage here i thought i might bump this thread here http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=10600 the captain would also need to officiate over the other milestones of life, like a pastism or funeral. If he has to have a real job during the day, he should b...

I just found this lingering in a series of tubes Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage's, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to inc...

Aside from a near terminal need to avoid anything resembling dogmatic ritual, I like the strippers/rum/beerfountain idea. I think I'll include that in all my daily habits from now on. I suggest that ultra-orthodox pastafarians always carry a portable beer fountain (also known as a warm, shaken can)...

Aside from a near terminal need to avoid anything resembling dogmatic ritual, I like the strippers/rum/beerfountain idea. I think I'll include that in all my daily habits from now on. I suggest that ultra-orthodox pastafarians always carry a portable beer fountain (also known as a warm, shaken can)...

Moral Minority wrote:-facepalm-

this^

Every religion in the world has a set of sacred rites to mark important transitions in a person's life. They line up like this: 1) A naming ceremony to introduce a baby or child to the community. (some peoples don't do this for several years after birth to ensure that the child will survive) 1.1) Ma...

perhaps the world has not been created yet. all that is could probably be explained by a drunken fantasy of His. Perhaps by next Thursday FSM will sober up and finally get around to creating the universe.

Ye should not consume substandard beer, nor brew it.
For simplicity's sake; just brew yer own!

The 'puter told me to post here first. but i didn't

Josh M wrote:Pardon my French but, what the flying shit muffins are you talking about? I can't even tell if that was for or against the FSM. Translation please?

Hey man! Watch out!
I worship a flying shitmuffin monster!
I find your post very offensive.