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And this ladies and gents is why I don't go to England much. You bastards tell US to speak "Right proper Queens English" when all I'm reading here are made up words that make no sense. Some rhyming slang has made it into common English speech, including cobblers (cobbler's awls) and berk ...

Oh, yeah. Let's go deface all the churches. I'm sure that such behavior will encourage them to view their opponents as human, and it will definitely convince the observing populace :roll: I don't think it's possible to explain why a joke is funny, but I'll try. The humour is in the unexpected "...

A man walks into a butcher's shop. "I'd like a pane of glass please". "This is a butcher's shop. You need a glazier. We can't sell you a pane of glass". "Well, you have one in the window."

Hard to beat Tommy Cooper . Some examples from that link: So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please? ' And a voice said 'You are.' I went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, ...

Urinate. It's the other answer I'm looking for. We need the answer to the last one first though. No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close? I have no idea what any of that meant. What could the other answer be, ... The idea of this thread is that you get the answer, not that I tell y...

Zankou wrote:Urinate.

It's the other answer I'm looking for.

Zankou wrote:We need the answer to the last one first though.

No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close?

In a similar vein, one that we possibly had here already:

What does a man do standing up that a woman does sitting down and a dog does standing on three legs?

An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat... Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane." Mickey replies &qu...

Jorge Luis Borges wrote a story about The Book of Sand, which is a book (the book?) that contains everything. Extraordinary idea. Here's an Amazon link, and here's a Wikipedia link.

Thanks Ken, I needed that

A man drops a coin. Then he walks due South for one mile, then due East for one mile, then due North for one mile. He arrives back at the coin. Where is he? Before you answer, watch what he does next... He picks up the coin, walks due East for a mile and drops it again. Then he walks due South for ...

My favorite is Maidenhead. I rather like the River Piddle too.

Zankou wrote:your clue gave it away too quickly...It was the south pole...

You can't travel south from the south pole.

sarcastic though he is Not fair! That wasn't sarcasm, it was lateral thinking :) Here's one... A man drops a coin. Then he walks due South for one mile, then due East for one mile, then due North for one mile. He arrives back at the coin. Where is he? Before you answer, watch what he does next... H...

There would be seven rungs under water and one rung just touching the water (assuming the boat is resting on the seabed and has a hole in it).