FSM Discussion

Yar pirate picture pamphlet links arr as dead as Davy Jones. Fix'em and this pirate will deliver more of'em than hell has diseased strippers.

Ahoy mateys! I be a new pirate, jus' recently touched by His noodle. Seein as I be in the Bible Belt, where all the peoples know that evolution is phooey, and the Spanish Main whar divine pirates once ruled the seas, in the time before global warming, I feel loik im in the right place. How then, mat...

I am a Pensacola Pastafarian. Anyone nearby? Orlando is a bit out of the way, but if anyone wants to come here, we have the Pensacola Christian College to preach to. They already teach creationism there, they are just under the erroneous misconception that God was responsible. But this 'God' charact...

Arr! I missed the festival! Looking for other Panhandle Pastafarians to start a local chapter. If yar interested, let me know.