FSM Discussion

What about low carb pasta? Is it an abomination?

Hi, I am currently learning french, and my brother, who is 4 (I am 19), is being raised in a household where only one language is spoken fluently. Because he is still very young, I thought it would be a good thing for him to learn a new language. I was thinking about French, just because I could tal...

FSM would really rather you didn't persecute non-believers, even if there are none.

Je vois un nom familier. Je sais veus deire de un ville et pas un jeu, mei Carcassonne est un jeu d'amusement. Veus sevez si la jeu est inspire' de la ville? Vues sevez de la jeu de tout.

corrigez ma grammaire s'il est mauvais

No there are no 'Ten Commandments' yet, so tonight we are having tortellini. Hope the FSP is not offended. ARRG! WHAT BE THE FSP!? IF YOU WERE TRYING TO TYPE FSM YOU SHOULD TRY A PIRATE ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD! IT REDUCES TYPOS! http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/0e296006/corsair.jpg?cb=1115204527 ...

DavidH wrote:

Zankou 2.0 wrote:

I have been Touched

That's what she said.


Totally ruined our lunch date, too.

Did she press charges?

against you or His Noodley Appendage?

That is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. Seriously.

Garlic butter is what convinces me to keep living.

Bonjour. Je veux apprenez parlez francais mais Je peux pas parlez tres bien. Je emploie bablefish pour l'epellation. C'est difficile pour moi fer l'traduxion. Je regrete pour l'mauvais epellation et Je regrete l'mauvais grammaire.

I'm totally allergic to tomatoes. This sucks because people want me to bask in His sometimes saucy goodness. I feel like I'm missing out on half the FSM experience.

You cant have your cake and eat it too. You either like being totally sneaky and lame, or totally badass with a cutlass and salty language. ARRRGG!!!

Even if the principle believes that FSM is a joke (i don't know why cause its totally real), it doesn't matter. This is because he is being totally subjective just because he believes that there is a God. FSM is a completely valid hero. He debunks those false religions. He represents what you believ...

A pub can be the closest earthly thing to heaven. Especially if it is a stripper club.

A chest of treasures indeed

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!