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by evilbelgian
Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:27 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 37
Views: 39276

Re: Marriages

Aye ye be having a good idea laddy but ye must be thinking of ye practical alternatives. I be meaning is not all of us can be taking ships into international waters. though ye idea of the rings made in the image of his noodlyness be brilliant. On another note i have applied for ordination with ulc a...
by evilbelgian
Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:38 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 37
Views: 39276

Re: Marriages

I say to make ordination under the FSM really easy, the requirements are that you are on the forum and post at least once a week. Oh and you have to own or be able to get hold of pirate regalia when you need to perform priestly duties.
by evilbelgian
Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:03 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Pirate Marriages
Replies: 16
Views: 15022

Re: Pirate Marriages

It's not in the 12 suggestions so i must say that assuming both wives are consenting to this it is okay. And ofcourse if a man may have multiple wives then a woman should be allowed to have multiple husbands. ....and as long a ye don't marry off ye younguns' before they be of legal age nor to they ...
by evilbelgian
Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:52 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Pirate Marriages
Replies: 16
Views: 15022

Re: Pirate Marriages

It's not in the 12 suggestions so i must say that assuming both wives are consenting to this it is okay. And ofcourse if a man may have multiple wives then a woman should be allowed to have multiple husbands.
by evilbelgian
Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:06 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 37
Views: 39276

Re: Marriages

It doesn't matter if you remember it or not, don't you want to show your eventual little pirates the video of the wedding.

Priest dressed in Full Pirate regalia, Giving each other the rings which to that day would still have engraved on them IN FSM WE TRUST
by evilbelgian
Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:04 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 37
Views: 39276

Re: Marriages

I think that sort of thing should be decided before hand so that the chosen minister has time to learn his/her lines. Which brings us to the next part of the ceremony what will the lines be. I was thinking of something along the lines of the following. Pirates, Wenches and fellow Pastafarians. We be...
by evilbelgian
Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:57 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 37
Views: 39276

Re: Marriages

I think we honestly need a more realistic way to ordain our 'priests' than "sail the seven seas scavenging for loot". Still a formal ceremony would be awesome.
by evilbelgian
Thu May 29, 2008 7:49 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3738413

Holy macaroni, you've boiled yourself twice dude that is sick :P
by evilbelgian
Wed May 28, 2008 12:05 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The moment of Conversion
Replies: 3
Views: 3736

A Deeply stirring story.

I truly commend you to share such a moving experience with us and i am sure his great noodlyness had a few minutes of good laughing on his noodles when he read it.
by evilbelgian
Wed May 28, 2008 11:54 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 37
Views: 39276

I think an actual marriage ceremony needs to be devised. with words that the Pirate Captain would say. We also need to determine how to become a full pirate captain. i mean do you have to own a boat or can new age pirates count.

this could be a fun excercise to start
by evilbelgian
Wed May 28, 2008 11:44 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3738413

YAAR I be joining the forum

So I have been idly following the teachings of his greatness and decided it was about time i started to participate more.

So hello to everybody and all hail the FSM

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