FSM Discussion

buttlicking22 wrote:..........Nobody wants a criminal handling the tax payer's money............

ARRRGH! No boddy wonts YEW 2 end hup wiff a krimmanull reccord matey.

Ownlee YORE actshuns ken deside that, yargh.

buttlicking22 wrote:........Let's unite and destroy him!! Bombard his cell phone with nasty text messages.......

ARRRGH! No boddy wonts 2 do eny ov that stuff matey.

We awl wont YEW 2 stop nicking thee interlecktchewell propurrtee ov uthers, yargh!

Yarrrgh

Sea ov Galilee

RRRRR

buttlicking22 wrote:March 31, 2012 is the deadline?

Arghh , 4get thee dedline matey , dud ye evva fined moi lewse cannon ?

2 hoom et may consern, yargh:

Oi wood arghpreshiate thee arghmedyate rreturrrn ov 69 Galileans hoo wurrr repawted missing earlyurrr 2day. Argh neer new copy ov Nef Yoo's wizdim ritings iz offurred az u rewarrd, yargh.

Arrrrgh! [yawn]

Wearr have awl me Galileans gonn?

RRRRR [yawn]

Ahoy Cappin Munny Mouse. Thankk ye 4 yore qwik attenshun 2 paymint. I noaw ken owtline yore rrevenj tak tik and solve thee 2 leff sox delemmargh, yarrrgh. Frum Portsmowff sale sou sou eest 2 Souwff A Merrycar and proseed round thee Cape Horn then nor eest 2 lattytewd 16 souwff thence wesst on thee t...

Avast Cappin Nonny Mouse, ahoy! Tis such thee shaem wen ower sox rrr miss matchdd, I ken undderrstannd yore kneed 4 rrrrevenge, yarrrgh! If ye sends thee norrmal rrremittance 2 my arrcount I havv thee purrfeckk sox theef rrrrevenge, and 4 thee nommynull hextra charrrg, I ken tells ye how 2 maek use ...

Hoo haz my kannon , RRRRR ?

Deer Cappin Nonny Mouse, I have de voted a full minnut ov my valubull tyme to the caerfawl considderashun ov yore predickamint and reckon expenses to daet a mount to too full bottels o gin. The qwestion is can yoo afford the ongoing costs of my fees? I urge yoo to delay sendin’ awl that silver to yo...

Nef Yoo!
Yoo mindd yore mannerrrs. We arrrgh s'pozed 2 hincurryge thee new memmerrrs, not scarre them a way, yarrgh.
Welkumm a bored Frrrank.

Avas Nef Yoo, Ahoy! Well, well, well, if it isn’t me darlin’ little boy, I,ve bean wonnderrrrin’ ‘ow ye arrrrgh. Now this bizzness with yore frendd sowndds vverry seery-uss. I have,nt hadd a case lyke this in a long tyme, an agnostic dyslexic insomniac yew say, yarrgh. My best hadvise for yore frren...

Deer Cappin Stone Deff, It’as bean sooo loong sinse Oi ’ad eny letterrrs Oi thawt thee posst hoffice must ’ave bean on stryke, yarrrgh. Inn annserrr 2 yore qweerie Cappin Oi musst say Oi’ve notissed thee Nef Yoo spendin sum smawl effitt lernin awl them landlubberrrrs ’ow 2 tawk propparr lyke, yargh,...

Yarrrrgh , sownds lyke sumthin' yung Nef Yoo mite rrrussel hup , wivv owt thee consumshun ovv alkahowlic bevverages ovv corrse .

Purrr haps ye cood in currage thee nu feline 2 crap on Havelock's soiled trowserrs and kill 2 birrds wivv won stown if ye nose wott oi meen , RRRRR .