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- Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:38 am
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Welcome aboard, matey. Your first job is to stir the sauce. If you spill it...
- Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:20 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Welcome Zywl / Luis! Did you bring ample grog to share with all?
Dukes...
Dukes...
- Tue May 10, 2016 7:01 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Welcome aboard, ye scurvy scum. 'Round these here parts, we don't stand for nothing but a clean deck, so get that stone a swirling. Go 'head and introduce yersef around, arter that comes the grog.
- Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:04 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Welcome aboard, matey. Around here you will find that some are atheists, some are not, but all are welcome. Now, ye scurvy scum, git on yore knees and git that deck swabbed down. No beer until the blood from the last battle is all over the side.
- Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:57 pm
- Forum: All Things FSM
- Topic: The Evil Hand
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4829
Re: The Evil Hand
I actually know very little about baseball, despite it supposedly being the US national pastime. But teams seek out left handed pitchers, because they confuse the batter. For the same reason, left handed batters confuse the pitcher. But don't try to put a lefty at second base - that's a disaster (ex...
- Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:25 am
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Greetings and salutations and all other kind of inappropriate things. May His Noodliness guide you on your journey. Now take your place in the rigging, you fresh-faced scalawag!
- Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:23 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: The Your Banned Game
- Replies: 16595
- Views: 3041688
Re: The Your Banned Game
Can one be banned for thinking horrible thoughts about Donald Trump?
- Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:32 pm
- Forum: FSM Gatherings
- Topic: United States of America
- Replies: 36
- Views: 19528
Re: United States of America
Trust me to be the one late to the party. Twas allus thus. It's easy to find my digs - get a map of Maine and go as far to the east as possible before they ask for your passport. About three miles back from that point, that's where I am. If there are any other Pastafarians around here I do not know ...
- Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:00 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Technically, swash tarnish rather than rust.
Careful... Yours is unbuckled.
- Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:37 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.
And your swash never rust!
- Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:53 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Cartoon Of The Day...
- Replies: 3603
- Views: 1017217
Re: Cartoon Of The Day...
Satire is a form of a cartoon, right? Maybe she didn't say this, but maybe she did...
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blames-obama-for-her-defeat-in-2008-election?mbid=social_facebook
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blames-obama-for-her-defeat-in-2008-election?mbid=social_facebook
- Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:24 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Did you hear who died?
- Replies: 1213
- Views: 487984
Re: Did you hear who died?
Ziggy Stardust will never die.
- Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:52 pm
- Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
- Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
- Replies: 3839
- Views: 1061813
Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Maher's comments do a serious disservice to Orangutans. Besides, Trump was unwilling to accept Obama's birth certificate, why should Maher accept Trumps? Perhaps The Donald should submit a DNA sample - but then what else might be learned?
- Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:50 pm
- Forum: Announcements
- Topic: Welcome
- Replies: 18
- Views: 47611
Re: Welcome
Greetings and welcome to the board. May his noodlinesss smile upon ye.
- Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:37 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7666
- Views: 3848756
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Ahoy and welcome aboard. You've read the rules matey, now it's time to have some fun. May his noodliness smile on you.