FSM Discussion

Welcome aboard, matey. Your first job is to stir the sauce. If you spill it...

Welcome Zywl / Luis! Did you bring ample grog to share with all?
Dukes...

Welcome aboard, ye scurvy scum. 'Round these here parts, we don't stand for nothing but a clean deck, so get that stone a swirling. Go 'head and introduce yersef around, arter that comes the grog.

Welcome aboard, matey. Around here you will find that some are atheists, some are not, but all are welcome. Now, ye scurvy scum, git on yore knees and git that deck swabbed down. No beer until the blood from the last battle is all over the side.

I actually know very little about baseball, despite it supposedly being the US national pastime. But teams seek out left handed pitchers, because they confuse the batter. For the same reason, left handed batters confuse the pitcher. But don't try to put a lefty at second base - that's a disaster (ex...

Greetings and salutations and all other kind of inappropriate things. May His Noodliness guide you on your journey. Now take your place in the rigging, you fresh-faced scalawag!

Can one be banned for thinking horrible thoughts about Donald Trump?

Trust me to be the one late to the party. Twas allus thus. It's easy to find my digs - get a map of Maine and go as far to the east as possible before they ask for your passport. About three miles back from that point, that's where I am. If there are any other Pastafarians around here I do not know ...

Technically, swash tarnish rather than rust.

Careful... Yours is unbuckled.

May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.

And your swash never rust!

Satire is a form of a cartoon, right? Maybe she didn't say this, but maybe she did...

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blames-obama-for-her-defeat-in-2008-election?mbid=social_facebook

Ziggy Stardust will never die.

Maher's comments do a serious disservice to Orangutans. Besides, Trump was unwilling to accept Obama's birth certificate, why should Maher accept Trumps? Perhaps The Donald should submit a DNA sample - but then what else might be learned?

Greetings and welcome to the board. May his noodlinesss smile upon ye.

Ahoy and welcome aboard. You've read the rules matey, now it's time to have some fun. May his noodliness smile on you.