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by Snakeon
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:05 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 117405

Holy numbers have of course traditionally been derived from lore and superstition (two of my favorites) which makes this effort somewhat problematic given FSM lore is still emerging from the primordial minestrone. It may be beneficial to alternatively establish a basis for a noodly number system (NN...
by Snakeon
Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:50 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: End of Days
Replies: 16
Views: 11544

Teuscher.....mmmm, smooth chocolaty heaven
by Snakeon
Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:54 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: End of Days
Replies: 16
Views: 11544

Hmmm...it's kind of like determining how many strippers can dance on a pin-head, then.
by Snakeon
Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:23 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 117405

I have to agree about primes. Although they are useful, they seem rather conceited.

My memory is dyslexic, however. Phi is the Divine Proportion (aka Golden Ratio), which actually works even better in a culinary context.
by Snakeon
Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:06 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 117405

Given we are all about diversity, isn't there room for both a rational number (i.e., the most holy and luminous number 8), and, for example the Divine Ratio (Phi)?
by Snakeon
Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: End of Days
Replies: 16
Views: 11544

End of Days

Does the FSM teach us of a time when the noodles of the universe will unentangle and its starch will lose its adhesion? Will all pirates be called up to heaven at some point, or is the Great Meal eternal?
by Snakeon
Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:42 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 117405

Great

While consuming Pho with friends, a discussion of Him came up and several new converts are in the making. Unfortunately not having had the forthought to don the trappings of the pirate, I was deservedly smitten (gently) by His appendage. When I came to me senses I knew the truth. I am from this poin...
by Snakeon
Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:47 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: In search of the first Midget
Replies: 50
Views: 33665

This has already been made holy. Looks like I need to catch up on my lore...
by Snakeon
Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:17 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: In search of the first Midget
Replies: 50
Views: 33665

In search of the first Midget

In the interest of supplying scientific credence to what we already know to be true, I would like to propose that the midget created by Our Lord was not a deviation of Homo sapiens, but rather of independent genetic origin. More specifically, I would like to offer Homo floresiensis as a candidate fo...
by Snakeon
Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The fallen one.
Replies: 21
Views: 16898

On the head of a pin

It is my firm conviction that many strippers are His angels on earth, and the rest are training at the convent of His covenant. It is in piety that we should worship at their bosom and tithe the g-strings of righteousness.
by Snakeon
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:01 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Money Money Money Moooneyyyy
Replies: 3
Views: 3906

Proper homage

I am ashamed. I had only been considering using this found money for conspicuous consumption. I shall instead use the money to purchase fine pirate regalia in order to please His Meaty Lobes, along with the instruments of plunder required to be fruitful in His eyes. With whatever moneys are left, I ...
by Snakeon
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:25 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Money Money Money Moooneyyyy
Replies: 3
Views: 3906

Money Money Money Moooneyyyy

I don't know if this is the right forum for this thread, but if I don't get this out I will surely burst! Immediately after being introduced to the FSM and accepting Him into my diet, I received an email directing me to a government website for unclaimed property, where three properties totalling ov...
by Snakeon
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Location of the Most Holy Lands of His Noodlyness?
Replies: 48
Views: 35969

Ancient FSM worship

Sorry for the cross-post, but a reply to my previous post directed me to this thread. The article below provides unequivocal proof that FSMism predates all other religions, which subsequently are simply derivations from or perversions of the One Truth. China is therefore proposed as the land from wh...

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