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by Shoeman
Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:41 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pagan attacks
Replies: 10
Views: 5572

Perhaps Homer is offering the Pagan God a donut? Out of good will....you never know.
by Shoeman
Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:29 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3625726

I'm not a new convert, but I've been away. Hello Everybody!
by Shoeman
Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:52 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: The FSM MYSPACE
Replies: 1
Views: 3287

The FSM MYSPACE

Well taking inspiration from the Pastafarianism being recognize, perhaps we can go one step further. I mean, why not make a myspace specifically for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If everybody here who has a myspace adds His Noodlyness to their Top Friends, then we can get some pretty good advertisin...
by Shoeman
Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM In the Sky
Replies: 7
Views: 5894

Sure he knows we can't get it exactly right here. Why he has a beer volcano. So we don't have to worry about it overmuch.
by Shoeman
Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM In the Sky
Replies: 7
Views: 5894

Its a poor representation. They should have used Pasta....but I have to agree that this is defintely an expression of the FSM.
by Shoeman
Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Lego FSM Church!
Replies: 18
Views: 12194

Lego FSM Church!

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A delightful idea! Who needs regular churches? In order to spread His Noodlyness we should build churches out of Legos!
by Shoeman
Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:23 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Sodomy and Pirates
Replies: 95
Views: 56497

Note to self: Remind the greater world that the Flying Spaghetti Monster obviously sanctions ALL sexuality.

I was attracted to men once now that I think about it. I dont' think so now.
by Shoeman
Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:20 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Sodomy and Pirates
Replies: 95
Views: 56497

Sodomy and Pirates

In an interview given by Johnny Depp (whose real name is none other than Captain Jack Sparrow) he mentions that Pirates at sea would sometimes turn gay. Perfectly straight guys, but like in prison, sexual tension just builds and builds. In fact, pirate ships are cited as being a lot like prisons. He...
by Shoeman
Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Symbology in Pirates of the Carribean Two
Replies: 17
Views: 10957

Pastafarian Symbology in Pirates of the Carribean Two

I've noted a few things in the two times I've seen it since Friday. There is a Midget who is also a Pirate. A giant monster with tentacles roams the ocean, apparently doing the bidding of Davy Jones. Sometimes it pulls down ships. Could this be an FSM reference? Captain Jack Sparrow is the man. I lo...
by Shoeman
Tue May 16, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Egotistical Maniac
Replies: 6
Views: 8542

Egotistical Maniac

Probably the best point the book made: Anybody that would create this world for whatever reasons (I'm a Satanist so I'm going to say Self Serving) is an egotistical maniac. Hence: The Creator is an egotistical maniac. Also slightly incompetent. But what does that say about his Noodlyness? Is His Hol...
by Shoeman
Sat May 13, 2006 10:37 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Don't forget your local Library
Replies: 21
Views: 31409

Wal-mart.com (a site with morals amazingly enough that has it) sells it for about ten bucks. I mean, better for donating.
by Shoeman
Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Noodly Pirate Name Generator
Replies: 36
Views: 29454

Boots, Two-Eyed, One-Eyed, No-Eyed, Saucey, Short (midget reference), Jolly, Crazed, Demented, Loony, Ludacris, Smokin, Thievin, Eating, Sleeping, Sail Happy, Cannon Happy, Piano, Black Hand, Red Handed, Blood, Graves, Barking, Salty Jill, Jen, Bob, Bill, Carl, Sal, Sally, Sam, James, Jim, Names of ...
by Shoeman
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Avatar Competition
Replies: 900
Views: 268392

My avatar kicks ass. I've gotten like three PMs about it.
by Shoeman
Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:25 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Obvious Question
Replies: 201
Views: 186638

Furies, weren't they part cat? Or do I have a different legend in mind... I think I do.
by Shoeman
Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:04 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Obvious Question
Replies: 201
Views: 186638

I thought Tibetan was Zen? Gahh religioustolerance.org has to finish their section on Buddhism. Oh duh, Wikipedia. Anyway, well I think a lot of us have had brief forays into Wicca. I think its greatest strength is not being centralized and strict in doctrine. I mean the only universally followed ru...

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