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by ernst rohm
Sun May 20, 2007 4:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: An Authentic Pirate Weapon
Replies: 20
Views: 14067

Any pirate firearms other than the crappy smoothbor single-shot pistols? think we could bend the rules a little to include early revolvers and repeating rifles?It's only like,1 or 2 hundred years later than pirates. plenty of chainguns and rpgs used by todays pirates, sure classic caribbean pirates...
by ernst rohm
Thu May 11, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 756796

ye all be a few knots short of a gale, a might tattered in the rigging and listing a bit to port, if ye follow me course o' navigation.
by ernst rohm
Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 756796

arggh... "jimmy" the cryptofemale cabinboy can insult better than yee sorry excuses fer woodworm infested muscle gathering tide trash and 'e be a mute and a wee bit thick in the head.
by ernst rohm
Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:04 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Who was the coolest pirate?
Replies: 56
Views: 48272

morgan did sack entire nations and wind up governor when his drinking became to severe for cap'nin... he gets my vote.... also i think more men who drink themselves to death should have brands of their favorite spirits named after them... makes the effort seem worthwhile.
by ernst rohm
Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:11 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

Re: Suspicious

I got round the Wanted Poster bit by posing as a Pirate Radio DJ!!!! Oy thinks they got a bit suspicious though when they asked for me Council Tax Arrears an Oy payed em off with 4 gold dubloons and a bag of cannon balls! :lol: pirate radio dj seems a bit risky o' a dodge... o'r here in the states ...
by ernst rohm
Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:25 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

that thar survivor show woulda had some fine pirate flair ifin there had been more floggin' and knife fights... and them as were voted off were taken care of proper by the rest of the crew... woulda resembled and few r&r stops i remember as a lad on the shrike.
by ernst rohm
Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Cutlasses vs Pistols
Replies: 393
Views: 197526

arghhhh pistols and cutlasses are fer weee lassies... a bank o' 30 cannon firing broadside into the riggin' of a fat merchantman that's what'll really get a free brother of the sea's blood a racin'.
by ernst rohm
Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:22 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 726346

beagle wrote:Dear Auntie Blackbeard,

Yarrr,
Me crew is so incompetent they's can't even attack a cruise ship without messing it up. Can yer think of some way of bringin 'em up to scratch?

Capn Exasperated.


rpgs can never replace a few dozen 6 pounders
by ernst rohm
Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:28 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

Be assured that none o' them dared to try and put a flower in the barrel of any o' my cannons. i had crew members want to use our cannon as flower boxes and such, ave to point out to them the merchantmen are much less likely to come to the mistaken conclusion they are still in operational condition...
by ernst rohm
Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:53 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

editted to avoid a topic perhaps best not broaded.
by ernst rohm
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:52 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

i subbed fer 6th and 7th grade science taday... Fer the benefit of us unedificated foreigners, what age be that matey? Have ee tried dosing their rum wiv that there Ritalin? Works for me on Manic Mike. somewhere between 11 and 13, much like a tribe of vicious howler monkeys they be, granted still s...
by ernst rohm
Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:03 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

I'll be suspectin' that a commandin' voice and a raised Auntie eyebrow will stop them flat out. Works on Houston cops and Fort Hood MPs, so i'm not askeert of a few redcoats or Canadians. Hells Bells, I taught fourth and seventh grade, I fear NOTHING!! But it damn sure fears me. arrrgh... i subbed ...
by ernst rohm
Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

And his support of the majikal weapons that shoots repeatedly without any thought or aim is a disgrace. spent time 'board ship in me youth with a fella like that, eyepatch o'malley.... no depth perception don't ya know and 'aff blind in his good eye... wore a brace of 9 pistols including 2 pepperbo...
by ernst rohm
Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 287469

well matey you're lookin at this problem all wrong... ya need ta take a turn from the old school british navy and use press gangs... That be a fine idea, but me crew aren't too bright when it comes to a picking the right candidates. Last time we tried it they had to stage a strategic withdrawal aft...
by ernst rohm
Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:21 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2224571

aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!!

i have me some questions as to the accuracy of them thar figures on pirate population mates, but i'll do me part just the same.

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