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Yarrr date: Boyo's Day.06 Arrr! Piratin' be slow at the moment, so Oi's set meself up with a little snack-sellin' business in Portsmouth. Albatross-a-la-wafers be a speciality: http://www.geocities.com/leroyworld/montyalba.jpg Cap'n's log Supple mental : Garrr! If one more swab asks me what flavour ...

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Arrr! Oi be going bald, so Oi got hold o' some o' that "Mickey Dolenz Hair Restorer". Oi's been taking it fer a few weeks, but Oi reckons that maybe Oi be sufferin' some side effects. What d'ye be thinkin': http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/piratehand.gif Perraps if Oi parted me ha...

Arrr! Those o' yer with a keen eye may o' noticed that Cap'n DaveL now be listed as a Moderator fer the Pirate Discussion forum. Recently, the compass on me sloop be playing up, so's Oi be finding it hard ter navigate t' the forum: Oi be setting sail fer the blessed shores o' His Noodly forums, but ...

Adm'ral Amenable Akbar's Log Yarrr Date: -10,000,000.3.10 (a long time ago) Location: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/NGC_7814.jpg (a galaxy far far away) Avast! Me new ginger crew turned on me whilst we be acquirin' rations from the 'Lucky Mollusc' Chinese take-away, Portsmouth. ...

Garrr! Don't be believin' the scurvy hype, mateys. The swabs don't be telling ye about the unwanted side-effects: Oi took a Hi Risarghhh pill an' now me peg-leg be rearing up at a jaunty angle, so's Oi can't walk!

Dear Auntie Blackbeard, Last week Oi decided ter get rid o' Ragu - me pet parrot - in favour o' a different animal. Oi was sailin' the seas o' northern England and managed ter pick up a white monkey. It be lookin' good on me shoulder, an' at first Oi was very pleased with 'im, especially when the li...

Arrr! To prevent confusion in future, how about ye be talkin' piratey when ye be 'aving yer good-natured exchanges? Ye be ninja pirates, after all...

GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

It's been so lubbing overcaARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRst here, Oi hasn't seen the sun fer days!

Jimayo and Duke:

Mateys, Oi suggest yer might like ter be taking yer little parley outside (perraps t' the Snark Zone?). Otherwise, Oi's likely ter whip out me cutlass and cut this thread ter pieces...

What are things coming too when leading (?) politicians can't be tired and emotional as a newt? Arrr! Oi couldn't be agreeing with meself more: it be a long standing custom fer politicians ter be tired and emotional . Luckily, Oi reckons the current occupant o' the White House be keen on keeping up...

...where he viewed the latest collection of Sea Hag photos. Yarrrr, he thought. 'Oi be having a severe bout o' déjà vu. Oh well...hmmm...some of those women remind me of Panda me ex-wife.' Then when he turned the page and there she was in a 17th Century bikini. Arggghhhh, the things she'll do to ...

This arrr be requirin' sound.

May the TTS researchers at A T & T be forever touched by His Noodley appendage! RARRRmen.

...where he viewed the latest collection of Sea Hag photos. Yarrrr, he thought. 'Oi be having a severe bout o' déjà vu. Oh well...hmmm...some of those women remind me of Panda me ex-wife.' Then when he turned the page and there she was in a 17th Century bikini. Arggghhhh, the things she'll do to g...

Garrr! Oi's be a bit worried about yer Miss January (and not just because the wench'll be getting pneumonia if she be going out on the high seas in January wearing that skimpy gear). Oi reckons she might be a sea hag that be using 'er magic ter bewitch us all! The sorcery involved be powerful, so me...

Alpaca wrote:3 months equates to 300 days? Not 90?

Avast! Me parrot meant "10 months equates to 300 days" Garrr! The blasted thing be a constant source o' shame ter me - not only be 'e talking landlubber style, but 'e be also talking rubbish!

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