FSM Discussion

Skillets and umbrellas. Skillets cause they're badass and hurt like a bitch if you get hit in the head with one. And I mean come on, which is more badassed, turning a nation of sinners into SALT, or hitting them over the head with a SKILLET?! I rest my case. An umbrella is an economical alternative ...

Ye shalt make no graven pasta.

Ye shall throw waffles at thy neighbor's kittens.