FSM Discussion

Not as much fun as my ski trip in the Himalayas.

Lhotse piste.

Well I'm off to bed to dream about old girlfriends.

Past lust.

Bah! You're all drunk!

Least pissed.

I'm suffering terribly from amnesia after an accident where I hit my head. Can't even remember where I live so I'll just have to wander into each house in turn and see what kind of reaction I get.

Lost past.

Only when I'm having sex.

De persoon onder me is zo bored dat zij een boek lezen.

Until the Department of Homeland Security offered me a free Xmas break in Guantanamo.

The person below me is unable to use a computer keyboard.

Scoop out the soft insides, carve some tone holes, and you get a great bass flute.

The person below me will never work in this town again.

Yeah but at least I can spell.

The person below me is so dumb he was beaten by a bag of spanners in a pub quiz.

Tis true I once shared a prison cell with Kermit but not in the biblical sense of the word.

The person below me has absolutely nothing to say about the person below them.

And why not? That's what the internet was invented for. The DARPA guys thought it would be a big morale booster following a missile attack.

The person below me has a computer primed to explode if he hits the "e" key.

PS: stop crushing me singidunum I can hardly breathe!

Cringe? I involuntarily self-wedgied.

The person below me has been breeding homing dollar bills. No matter how many times you spend them they always find their way back home again.

Man I wish the rest of you could see what else is floating around in here... That's disgusting! You wouldn't believe what a dirty mind singidunum's got.

The person below me goes to Star Trek conventions and speaks Klingon fluently.

Oops ignore that - I missed the last post.

*pant* *gasp* *crunch* Damn I must be getting old. I can hardly keep up. I got one of the little blighters though.

The person below me doesn't have internet access and can't use a computer.

I admit I am amazingly graceful.

The person below me thinks he's the person above me.