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by CardinalRigatoni
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Anti-Noodle
Replies: 54
Views: 36429

Beware the Anti-Pasta

Beware the anti-pasta. Consume it rapidly. Do not let it keep you from your ordained task of a good plate or two of cooked pasta. Help keep the galley clean, eat a wench.
by CardinalRigatoni
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:06 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 109968

12 Step Program

1. We admitted we were powerless over pasta - that our lives had become pastafarian. 2. Came to believe that a noodly power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of FSM as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearl...
by CardinalRigatoni
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:39 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 109968

Beware the AntiPasta

I have been reading the posts and worry that the AntiPasta may try to gain control over the multitudes of Pastafarians. As long as we eat our pasta and do not overcook it, we shall be saved.

RAmen

:worship: :fsm_worried:
by CardinalRigatoni
Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:05 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 109968

More Scripture

"He shall cover thee with his spaghetti, and under his marinara shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy parmesian and meatballs." "I can do all things through FSM who marinates me." Let us love, not in word or speech, but in pasta and wine. Where no spaghetti is, the people fall: but in the multitu...
by CardinalRigatoni
Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:07 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 109968

Proverb

Our Pasta which art in marinara, delicious be thy name. Thy plate has come. Thy will be eaten in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily serving. And forgive us our occasional overcooking, as we forgive them that take seconds before us. And lead us not into cleaning. But deliver us from...

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