FSM Discussion

Roving Punster wrote:

Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:We are many. I personally know of significant followings in Houston, Texas and across Wisconsin.

When I clicked on the doctoral dissertation in your signature, I got a 404 ERROR ... got an updated link ?

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We are many. I personally know of significant followings in Houston, Texas and across Wisconsin.

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How goes the good work?

Status update? I hope everything is running smoothly!

I resent the assertion that Dechujoh is the only active of the Faithful.

I am not complacent!

I am just most often practicing the Ritual established in the Covenant of Olive. I make appearances as I see fit...

Dechujoh, here's your officially unofficial certificate: https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/240x162q90/542/m80a.jpg CF, about the IRRYD: To have a parish or congregation or local church, you need only have a place to congregate and worship. This could very well be a small shrine in one's home. There ...

Suggestions for formatting a congregation name: ⋅ Pastafarian Church of/at _______ (location) ⋅ _______ (location) Pastafarian Church ⋅ Temple of His Noodliness of/at _______ (location) ⋅ _______ (location) Temple of His Noodliness ⋅ Shrine to the L...

Would there be any interest in having an official unofficial certificate recognizing a clergy? Here's a sample of what the certificate would look like: http://imageshack.us/a/img11/810/eqxx.th.jpg Due to our flimsy standards as a Church, one must remember that these are strictly officially unofficia...

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The Book of Zozuniah Chapter One 1 Dude named Zozuniah got a message from the Lord Pastaer. 2 The Flying Spaghetti Monster says, “I will destroy everything on earth. 3 I will consume man and beast; I will consume the fishes of the sea and all the little birdies, basically because I feel like it. Bu...

The Book of Couscousum Chapter Two 1 And essentially, just imagine Detroiters being raped, killed, pillaged, and burned. 2 His Noodliness sent a tide of criminals into the city. 3 He twirled His Appendages and watched the city burn. 4 Street fights, police corruption, yada-yada. 5 You cannot stem t...

The Book of Couscousum (Biblically, Nahum) Chapter One 1 This is the book of the vision of Couscousum regarding the fate of Detroit. 2 The Flying Spaghetti Monster gets bored. When He is bored, The less than faithful should fear Him. 3 He is most often drunk, But His brief sober streaks are dangero...

The Book of Narwhal Chapter Four 1 The CEO was pretty pissed that His Noodliness would let him be locked up and that He spared the city. 2 He jabbed prayers at His Awesometude saying, “I knew this would happen! I was nice and happy with my oodles of cash, and You told me to get up and come here. An...

The Book of Narwhal Chapter Three 1 Then the Lord Pastaer spoke to the CEO again and said, 2 “Go to Detroit, and preach what I tell you to preach.” 3 So the Dove CEO obeyed and went to Detroit. The place was huge. The CEO would have had to walk for three days just to see all the sights. 4 And the C...