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- Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:29 am
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: LAW
- Replies: 68
- Views: 77476
FABULOUS!!! There is much work to be done in Pirate "Law." As I'm sure you are aware, pirates don't take kindly to law, but the FSM does love his pirates, his midgets/midgits, and his people, and so has set down at least a bit more guidelines/suggestions for them. I do hope you'll see fit to record ...
- Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:55 pm
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: The Gnoccic Gospels
- Replies: 1
- Views: 3183
And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
- Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:46 pm
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: The Book of Freak
- Replies: 8
- Views: 8312
And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
- Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:43 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: GOSPELS
- Replies: 30
- Views: 51422
And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
- Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:07 am
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: TESTIMONIALS
- Replies: 25
- Views: 24491
- Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:43 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
- Replies: 77
- Views: 114435
Heck, I just like it as a life motto or creed. It's sort of like "life's a joke, you'll never get out of it alive." Yeah, a motto, a creed. Not so much a suggestion, really -- something worth keeping in mind, though. Still, I'd like to see people arguing about it carved on a rock in a courthouse lo...
- Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:17 am
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
- Replies: 77
- Views: 114435
Re: Just a suggestion....
Thou shalt playeth along when His Noodleyness sendeth thou ill pranks, for though they may seemest unto though rotten luck, to Him they are great amusement, and knowing this, thou shalt see that it is all good. I like this better as a ProvHerb, I think. I think it fits better there. Anyone else hav...
- Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:04 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: THUS-FAR COLLECTED "NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS"
- Replies: 0
- Views: 22377
THUS-FAR COLLECTED "NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS"
The Council of Olive Garden does here decree that These Twelve among the NO SET NUMBER OF NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS are Thus Far Accepted and Shall Be Considered Among the Canon though there is plenty of room for more, and thus it shall be so. Topic Decided. I. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
- Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:45 pm
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: Pastafarian Holiday II - The legend of Raman-dahn
- Replies: 13
- Views: 11821
- Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:58 pm
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: The fallen one.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 17276
Re: THE ANSWER
Clearly, <errors removed by FSMism's appointed scribe> RAmen. In a post by someone who joined on Sept 14th, THAT much total misinformation???? And who goes further to title his/her first post "the answer?" Here are some links that will help to set people straight: http://www.venganza.org/forum/view...
- Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:09 pm
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: forgiveness
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4435
It can't hurt to ask for a little forgiveness, but belief doesn't determine one's place in heaven - content of character does. One's ability to see one's own mistakes and change one's ways is rare indeed! I've never personally met the Big Monster, but all the ancient source texts would lead to the c...
- Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:00 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
- Replies: 58
- Views: 96915
A scroll, recently found, is in translation. This scroll appears to be a missive to a distant sect and may be of great historical bearing as to the explanation of the purpose and identity of the AntePast (referred to as the Antepasta on some menus and ancient source steles) (and sometimes as the Ant...
- Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:18 am
- Forum: All Things FSM
- Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
- Replies: 353
- Views: 323420
a little article:
http://www.commongroundmag.com/2005/cg3211/dob3211.html
http://www.commongroundmag.com/2005/cg3211/dob3211.html
- Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:22 am
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: HOLIDAYS
- Replies: 6
- Views: 7717
- Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:12 am
- Forum: Scripture and Lore
- Topic: forgiveness
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4435
Does one have to seek forgiveness for past transgressions or is it forgiven through the realisation and the subsequent efforts? I'm mildly confused by your question... are you asking if one must go about righting one's past offenses once one has come to realize them? Well that would be terrific, wo...